Animation Station: Disney’s Anim-Anthology Movies Part 1

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Does anyone reading this remember when I took a break from blogging about adaptations and did a series on Dreamworks’s four hand-drawn animated movies?[1]Well, of course, you don’t if you just stumbled on this blog today and aren’t a regular reader. I enjoyed that so much that I’m going to do another series on a group of animated films done by a major studio that differ from their most famous output. In this case, I’m going to be reviewing a series of Disney movies that are each an anthology of animated short films, mostly related to music somehow.[2]The Many Adventures of Winnie-The-Pooh is sometimes counted as one of these, but not by me since it’s a compilation of shorts that had already been made. None of them were originally intended … Continue reading There’s not really a good name for these movies. They’ve been called “package features,” but that makes them sound like they’re about the shipping industry, so I felt like they needed something catchier if I was to give them their own series. “Disney anthology movies” is accurate, but not really catchy either. “Disn-ology movies” makes them sound like they’re about a weird scientific study and “Dis-thology movies” is really confusing. For a while,”Disn-anthology movies” was the my best idea, but that doesn’t imply anything about them being animated, so, with the court’s permission, I’m going with “Disney anim-anthology movies.”

The most famous of these Disney anim-anthologies was easily the first one.

Fantasia (1940)

Fantasia has an interesting distinction among Disney’s animated movies in that it’s the one most likely to appear on Greatest Movies lists but also the one that the average moviegoer is least likely to watch or enjoy. I’m not fond of the distinction between critics and mass audiences since the average non-critic can be just as analytical and critical as the sternest professional critic[3]Just get a Star Wars enthusiastic started on the flaws of the prequels and sequels. and critics can be just as partial to relaxing and letting a spectacle wash over them. But to the extent that such a distinction exists, Fantasia is the type of movie that appeals to critics more than to the masses. I can’t say I entirely blame the masses. Large portions of Fantasia can be boring if the viewer isn’t in the right mood for it. That’s actually true of any movie or work of art, but especially for one like this. But I don’t blame the critics either. When the viewer, by which I mean myself, is in the mood, nothing hits the spot quite like Fantasia.

For those of you not in the know, the movie is an anthology of classical music compositions set to animated imagery, the idea is that these animated shorts are what someone might imagine when listening to the music, though I doubt anyone would specifically imagine these things. We begin prosaically enough in a shadowy live action concert hall with the orchestra tuning up. Deems Taylor, the film’s musical consultant, welcomes the audience and explains the premise of the movie.

I hate to start off with some criticism, but Taylor introduces each of the movie’s segments and, boy, does he not have much of a screen presence! Despite some playful humor injected into his speeches, he comes across as dry and boring and doesn’t convey the awesome power of either the classical compositions or the accompanying imagery at their best. What’s more annoying is that for some of the pieces, mainly The Rite of Spring and The Pastoral Symphony, he goes on and on, giving away practically every detail of what the viewer is about to see. Most of the segments are pretty self-explanatory and don’t need this. With Fantasia, Disney animation was trying to show that it could be Serious and Adult. But these introductions feel like they were created to tell viewers how Serious and Adult they were instead of actually being Serious and Adult as the main parts of the movie happily are. Worse, these parts of movie feel like they were created to make it Educational! To the extent that they add to the viewer’s enjoyment by explaining the intents of the composers and the twists Disney did on them, I wish this information could have been provided in a pamphlet handed out to theatregoers. But of course that would have been far too expensive and inconvenient. Anyway, on to the first segment.

Bach’s Toccata and Fugue in D Minor

We begin with conductor Leopold Stokowski ascending his podium and beginning to conduct the orchestra. (A conductor on a high place becomes a visual motif in the movie.) As he does so, colorful lights appear as if he’s conducting images as well as just music.

The first half of this part consists of silhouettes of the musicians, playing their instruments against colorful backgrounds.

Then it shifts into a series of abstract images, at first obviously corresponding to the individual instruments, then growing gradually more surreal before we’re brought back to reality and Stokowski. This is definitely one of the most potentially boring parts of the movie, especially if you aren’t already a fan of symphony music. There’s a long time where we just watch ordinary musicians playing against a strange background. And even when the abstract imagery starts, it’s debatable how engaging it is. Some of the images have a haunting evocative power.

Others just…are.

I feel that’s sort of the point though. This segment’s job is to give the audience a very basic example of the connection between music and imagery in this movie. It’s not trying to do much else. The risk in that is that the audience will be uninterested in something so simple. The art to it is that something so simple helps transition the audience into a state of mind in which they can easily accept more complex offerings of the movie’s bread and butter. As Deems Taylor explains, in one of the more necessary of his intros, this segment represents the mindset of an audience member during the first song in a concert. “At first, you’re more or less conscious of the orchestra…than the music begins to suggest other things to your imagination.” Seen from this perspective, the segment becomes an indispensable part of the viewing experience, though I doubt anyone would rank it as the best part. And the piece of music is so powerful and the imagery, at its best, so beautiful that I have to give it a thumbs up.

Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker Suite

This segment is basically a ballet, a ballet performed by tiny, weather-and-climate-controlling fairies, anthropomorphic flowers and mushrooms and a weirdly sexy goldfish.

Being a ballet, there’s not much that happens except for dancing and for many viewers, that’s going to get boring very quickly. When I’m not in the mood, I find it that way myself. But when I am in the mood, I love it. From the description I gave, you’d expect this part to be mainly cute. But that description drastically undersells the beauty of the visuals.

And there’s also a cleverness to the designs of the flower dancers beyond simple cuteness.

If nothing else, this segment is worth watching for a lovely moment when two windblown autumn leaves appear to be dancing with each other.[4]A much later and more crowd-pleasing Disney animated movie would do something similar with a pair of floating lanterns.

Basically, this is like a sunset or a mountain. You don’t watch it expecting a lot of action. You’re just supposed to stay still and marvel.

Dukas’s The Sorcerer’s Apprentice

If you’ve heard of any part of this movie, it’s this, the first segment to tell a story. In fact, I’m not even going to bother describing it.

I’m not sure it deserves that fame. Unlike most of the other segments, it’s not particularly unique or ambitious for a Disney animated short. The character animation is great but then Disney movies generally have strong character animation. The backgrounds are probably the least interesting in the movie, though their dark, cavernous beauty does serve to create an appropriately spooky atmosphere for the story.

But not standing out doesn’t make it not a great short. It’s basically just a great example of wordless visual storytelling. I admit I found the lack of humor in it a bit jarring on a first viewing, given that it stars a famous cartoon character, even if Mickey Mouse is considered the least funny of Disney’s trio of toon stars, Mickey, Donald and Goofy. But if you’re openminded about the idea of a Mickey Mouse short that’s not comedic, it’s pretty great.

Stravinsky’s The Rite of Spring

I’ve heard this described as the most boring part of Fantasia. I don’t get that at all. For me, this is where the movie really starts to get great. It opens with a breathtaking tracking shot that takes us through the galaxy to a prehistoric Earth.

We see the evolution of the dinosaurs and their eventual extinction. The naturalistic animation of the gigantic lizards is awesome, and the combination of it with Stravinsky’s pounding, edgy music makes this easily one of the most exciting parts for me.

Readers who know me personally might question how I can enjoy this section of the movie so much when my religious beliefs are in conflict with the view of early history it portrays.[5]Others would argue they aren’t in conflict and that the parts of the Bible describing the creation of the world should be interpreted figuratively. I’d argue they don’t really line … Continue reading Well, for one thing, science itself has evolved since this movie’s release to the point that few modern scientists would regard this movie’s portrayal of evolution or Earth’s prehistory as strictly correct. (Even to the extent that Disney was trying to make something scientifically accurate, they weren’t going to let the scientific consensus get in the way of making something cool.)

Like this.

Another thing is that Fantasia feels like it’s representing different worldviews with its different shorts just as it represents different composers without really committing to any particular one. This segment portrays an atheistic view of the world. The Pastoral Symphony, which is coming up, portrays a pagan worldview and Ave Maria a Roman Catholic one. The Rite of Spring’s worldview is also a very bleak, dog-eat-dog one, with a lot of emphasis put on predation and the survival of the fittest.

And then of course, there’s the ending with the dinosaurs wandering around hopelessly before all going extinct, leaving only their bones, if that.[6]Apparently, at one point they wanted to end with early man finding fire, but this was deemed too controversial. I wonder if such an ending would have made the segment come across as more optimistic … Continue reading It’s not the happy ending we expect from Disney animation and it’s not alone among Fantasia’s segments in that.[7]The Sorcerer’s Apprentice ends with Mickey getting his butt swatted and The Dance of the Hours ends with what appears to be a symbolic representation of mass rape. Seriously. This is part of what makes Fantasia so fascinating for fans of Disney animation. It represents a time when Disney animation was less strictly family friendly and much of its subject matter is not what you’d expect from the studio. (Have I mentioned that there are topless women in this thing?) Even if you compare it to the two Disney animated features that came before it, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and Pinocchio, it’s strikingly different from either of them. One wonders what kind of movies Disney would have made if Fantasia’s initial theatrical run had been more financially successful. Might they have eventually produced accurate adaptations of The Fox and the Hound, The Little Mermaid and The Hunchback of Notre Dame? The imagination boggles.

Meet the Soundtrack

After an intermission, we get an unusual, even for this movie, segment where Deems Taylor introduces the audience to a visual representation of Fantasia’s soundtrack, which changes shape based on the sound it makes.

It’s interesting but so similar in concept to the Toccata in Fugue segment that one wonders if it was really necessary. Maybe it should have actually replaced it since it’s the less slow of the two.

Beethoven’s The Pastoral Symphony

This segment shows a day in the life of classical mythic creatures living in the countryside. (It’s a rather inaccurate version of classical mythology that features plural cupids and pegasi, and centaurs as a two-sex race. I say that as an observation, not necessarily a criticism.) The visuals are much more recognizably Disney-esque than those of The Rite of Spring or even The Nutcracker Suite. Practically all the characters have round, squishy looking features, typical of Disney shorts, with an emphasis on cuddliness. Part of me wishes this short could have gone for something more epic and awe-inspiring in keeping with the grandeur of classical mythology.

More like this
Less like this

But just because I enjoy things like The Rite of Spring for their departures from a typical Disney aesthetic doesn’t mean I think the typical Disney aesthetic is bad. If that were my opinion, I probably wouldn’t have started this series in the first place. I actually find this to be one of the most charming sections of the movie. It’s filled with sweet little details.

While it’s not one of the plotty segments, there’s always something happening and moreover the characters always convey a specific emotion, unlike, say, the ballerinas in The Nutcracker Suite. This means it risks being boring far less than either that segment or Toccata in Fugue, even if I find those more interesting in the technical sense of the term. And hey, being deliberately cute doesn’t mean something can’t be emotionally powerful. This image of a mother unicorn desperately trying to shield her foals from a thunderstorm gets to me every time.

Speaking of images which raise strong emotions, this segment is mildly infamous for featuring a racist caricature which has since been edited out. I’m not normally in favor of editing out racist parts of old books and movies. But the image is both so ugly and so irrelevant to the scene’s main business that I’m grateful to Disney for removing it and allowing people to enjoy this part of the movie without cringing.[8]Two black characters, who couldn’t be edited out, remain. While their puffy lips are stereotypical, they’re not as bad as the cut caricatures and while they’re also subservient to a … Continue reading

What might still make some viewers cringe are this segment’s overly bright colors. Out of context, I find them too garish. But coming after the dark and gloomy visuals of The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and The Rite of Spring, not to mention the shadowy concert hall of Fantasia’s interstitials, I find them rather refreshing.

Ponchielli’s Dance of the Hours

I have to give credit to Deems Taylor’s introduction to this short for explaining exactly what it is-a ballet with different dancers representing the different hours of the day-without giving away that the dancers are goofy animals, making the following comedy even funnier.[9]Of course, I’ve just given it away, ruining the reveal, but I couldn’t find a way around it. I hesitate to describe this one much because to do so would give away the great visual gags. I’ll just say it’s really fun to watch. I particularly love the design of the hippo ballerina.

Mussorgsky’s Night on Bald Mountain/ Schubert’s Ave Maria

After two lighthearted and stereotypically Disney-esque segments, we get something dark and dramatic for the finale. It’s actually two segments combined in one. Night on Bald Mountain features Chernabog, the Slavic god of darkness, who lives in the titular mountain and awakens one night of the year to summon lost souls and demons to dance for him torturously.

The grotesque imagery is masterfully horrifying. I’m not knowledgeable enough about animation techniques to know what effect they used to give the ghosts that chalky, not-quite-there look [10]The same thing is used in The Rite of Spring for foam and volcanic fumes. but I love it.

And the facial expressions of Chernabog are magnificently ugly, both completely mirthful and palpably evil and unappealing.

Eventually, the forces of evil are rendered impotent and sent back to sleep by the ringing of a church bell. As the sun rises and Ave Maria plays, a group of candle carrying pilgrims makes their way through a wood. It’s a very pleasant segment but it feels kind of anticlimactic. I’d have preferred something bigger and more eye catching to balance out the horrific bombast of Night on Bald Mountain. Then again, the very peacefulness of the scene makes for a good contrast to what just preceded it. No one would call Night on Bald Mountain soothing after all. And while Ave Maria’s visuals may not be as arresting, they have a definite beauty too them. I love the way the backgrounds subtly and not so subtly suggest a gothic cathedral.

Part of me still wishes the movie could have ended on a more awesome note (no musical pun intended) but maybe I’m just ridiculously demanding considering that it ends with an image of the rising sun.[11]Apparently, at one point the Madonna and Child were going to appear but, again, this was decided to be too potentially controversial.

With that, Fantasia rather abruptly ends. I know this sounds crazy considering what I wrote earlier about Deems Taylor, but the movie spends so much time with him and with the orchestra that I feel they should have gotten a proper goodbye. Not only do we see the orchestra getting ready at the beginning, but we see them exiting the concert hall for the intermission, returning afterwards and having a fun little jam session. It seems like we should see them pack up at the end to complete the full concert experience.

Conclusion

So is Fantasia a masterpiece? Well, as I wrote about Les Misérables (2012), if a masterpiece is defined as a flawless work of art, perhaps not. (And if you read a lot of positive reviews of this movie, you’ll notice that its fans are willing and capable of criticizing parts of it.) But if a masterpiece is work of art the flaws of which are rendered inconsequential by its strengths, then I say yes! It’s not a movie for everyone but for its fans, it delights in ways little else does. Neither Disney nor American animation would ever make anything quite like this again.

Or would they?

To Be Continued

Bibliography

Culhane, John. (1983) Walt Disney’s Fantasia. New York: H. N. Abrams.

References

References
1 Well, of course, you don’t if you just stumbled on this blog today and aren’t a regular reader.
2 The Many Adventures of Winnie-The-Pooh is sometimes counted as one of these, but not by me since it’s a compilation of shorts that had already been made. None of them were originally intended to be part of the same film. It is an adaptation though and an interesting one, so I might actually like to do a blog post about it one day.
3 Just get a Star Wars enthusiastic started on the flaws of the prequels and sequels.
4 A much later and more crowd-pleasing Disney animated movie would do something similar with a pair of floating lanterns.
5 Others would argue they aren’t in conflict and that the parts of the Bible describing the creation of the world should be interpreted figuratively. I’d argue they don’t really line up with the scientific consensus whether you interpret them that way or not. Symbols have to mean something after all. Suffice to say that there are counterarguments to those arguments and more counterarguments to those…I don’t have space to do justice to everyone’s worldview and it’s not what I want to write about in this post.
6 Apparently, at one point they wanted to end with early man finding fire, but this was deemed too controversial. I wonder if such an ending would have made the segment come across as more optimistic or if it would have left viewers thinking that just as the dinosaurs were once on top, now mankind is and there’s no reason to believe it’ll last any longer.
7 The Sorcerer’s Apprentice ends with Mickey getting his butt swatted and The Dance of the Hours ends with what appears to be a symbolic representation of mass rape. Seriously.
8 Two black characters, who couldn’t be edited out, remain. While their puffy lips are stereotypical, they’re not as bad as the cut caricatures and while they’re also subservient to a Caucasian character, that character is Bacchus, the god of wine and revelry, not some random white person.
9 Of course, I’ve just given it away, ruining the reveal, but I couldn’t find a way around it.
10 The same thing is used in The Rite of Spring for foam and volcanic fumes.
11 Apparently, at one point the Madonna and Child were going to appear but, again, this was decided to be too potentially controversial.
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As You Like It (2006) Merits Some More Love

For Valentine’s Day this year, I’m going to look at a cinematic production of one of Shakespeare’s most romantic comedies, As You Like It. The ironic and impressive thing about the play is that basically all of its most memorable quotes about romance and marriage take a cynical view yet it makes the audience cheer without a second thought as the leads get married in the end. In a way, it’s the most daring and triumphant demonstration of the power of love in all of Shakespeare.

Of course, in many ways As You Like It is not a great play. On paper, it’s rather a sloppy one. It begins with a very dramatic situation. A noble duke has been overthrown by his younger brother and banished along with his loyal followers. His daughter, Rosalind, has been allowed to remain at court but as her uncle descends into paranoia, he banishes her too and her cousin, Celia, flees with her in solidarity, along with the court Jester, Touchstone. Rosalind’s crush, Orlando de Boys also must leave his home due to the jealousy of his older brother. But once all the characters establish themselves in the idyllic forest of Arden, the play pretty much becomes nothing but schtick and the occasional soliloquy. The only complications with the romance between the disguised Rosalind and Orlando are how long it will take for her get tired of trolling him and reveal herself and how they’re going to find a priest to marry them. One of the villains is improbably redeemed offstage. Another character is randomly mentioned in the play’s first moments and then forgotten only to show up at the last second and announce that the other villain has been redeemed too, resolving the story. It’s like Shakespeare was making the thing up as he went along.

But there are reasons this is considered a great play, mainly its fun cast of characters and its many great quotes. It tends to fall flat in retellings, but in performance, with charismatic actors and beautiful scenery, music and costumes, it’s a delight.[1]In this way, it can be seen as the comedic equivalent of Hamlet, which sounds like a ridiculous story in retellings and needs to be performed to be compelling. As You Like It is more about creating an atmosphere than about storytelling and creating an atmosphere is something at which director Kenneth Branagh’s 2006 movie version excels. It may not be the masterpiece that is his Much Ado About Nothing, but it’s far better than his Love’s Labour’s Lost.

Branagh reimagines the story as being about English merchants in Japan during the latter part of the nineteenth century. This is rather random as the original play took place in neither England nor Japan but in France, but, as I wrote above, As You Like It was always rather a random play. It looks pretty and that was doubtless the point. It also sounds pretty too thanks to Patrick Doyle’s musical score. It’s a rather soporific soundtrack but I consider that appropriate for this unusually laid-back Shakespearean comedy. All of the casting is wonderful and, as is the norm with Branagh productions of Shakespeare, everyone delivers their artificial and iconic lines as if they were things that just popped into their head. Bryce Dallas Howard as Rosalind is especially great at this. I’ve heard some critics opine that Rosalind doesn’t feel like as major a character in this movie as she should be, but I don’t see that at all. True, there’s no way anyone would be fooled by her male disguise in real life, but it’d be unreasonable to expect an actress to be luminously beautiful, entertainingly cheeky, have great chemistry with her costars, speak Shakespeare like it’s her native tongue and be a convincing boy.

Branagh does a great job restructuring As You Like It to work as a movie. He begins with a gripping wordless scene of Duke Frederick (Brian Blessed) attacking his brother (also Brian Blessed)’s court, which establishes nearly all of the characters and their relationships to each other. You could argue this scene is a bad choice for setting the tone of this non-action movie, but I’d argue that was always a problem with As You Like It. It’s not like there was never any action in it, such as the wrestling match between Orlando de Boys (David Oyelowo) and the mighty Charles (Nobuyuki Takano.) The movie also shows another action scene that was only described in Shakespeare as it would have been difficult to stage.

This As You Like It deals with the dramatic problems of the text about as well can done, short of rewriting the whole story. The offstage “old religious man”[2]Sadly, I can’t find who plays him. who plays such a pivotal role in the resolution is wordlessly introduced here in early scenes. Branagh and the actors lay the groundwork for the redemptions of Frederick and Orlando’s brother, Oliver (Adrian Lester), making them sympathetic whenever they can, though they do miss a trick. In Frederick’s first scene from the play, Shakespeare wrote him as being initially friendly toward Orlando, only becoming hostile upon learning that he’s the son of an old enemy of his. Blessed however comes across as brooding and menacing from the start. Still, when the villains do show vulnerability, they do so compellingly. And the final scene has a touching moment between Celia (Romola Garai) and her father, original to this version.

Jacques (Kevin Kline), the Eeyore of Arden, is portrayed more sympathetically here than in the original play. Not that he was ever a really negative character, but the movie takes his philosophizing more seriously. His accusation that the banished duke by hunting deer is as much a usurper as his brother, which in Shakespeare was laughed off as pretentiousness, is given some weight here. Rosalind and Orlando still run verbal rings around him in their conversations though.

The dysfunctional romance between Touchstone the jester (Alfred Molina) and Audrey the goatherd (Janet McTeer) is made less potentially unpleasant here by the addition of slapstick humor.[3]In Shakespeare’s culture, bearbaiting was the norm, so it should be no surprise that his comedy was occasionally meanspirited. Audrey may not be able to retaliate verbally when Touchstone insults her, but rather than simply not understand him, she responds with physical force-an area where she easily bests him.[4]The slapstick also arguably serves to distract from a curious quirk of Shakespeare’s comedies: the malapropisms and “chop logic” of their clowns are less funny than the banter of … Continue reading I don’t understand why this adaptation makes Audrey another refugee from the court rather than an Arden native when the whole point of her relationship with Touchstone is that they’re from incompatible worlds, but oh well.

Another thing I don’t understand is the new implied backstory for Corin the old shepherd (Jimmy Yuill), giving him the power to perform marriage ceremonies. This allows to him take on the roles of Sir Oliver Mar-Text, the priest of questionable credentials, and Hymen the classical god of marriage. It’s a combination of characters that makes no thematic sense considering that the whole point of Sir Oliver is that no wedding ceremony he performs would be binding and Hymen is the one who ultimately marries all the couples. The motivation behind the change seems to be that Corin is an admirable character and Yuill an admirable actor and the more of them, the better. I can understand that.

If there are any characters whom the adaptation really lets down, they’re the dysfunctional shepherd couple, Silvius (Alex Wyndham) and Phebe (Jade Jefferies.) (I’d like to stress I’m talking about the script here, not the actors. It’s a pity this is Jefferies only IMDB credit.) Because most of Phebe’s arrogant and disdainful lines have been cut, Rosalind’s criticism of her comes across as overblown. And the device by which their plotline is ultimately resolved is harder to follow because of some other cut lines. I can sympathize with the pacing reasons behind those cuts though.

One of my favorite touches of this As You Like It is how it sets nearly all the scenes at the dangerous court at night and nearly all the scenes in the idyllic forest during the day. The exceptions to this are a scene in Arden where a reference to Diana, “thrice-crowned queen of night,” demands it and the final scene where all the all exiles are allowed to return home.[5]Sorry for giving that away, but you knew a play like this would have a happy ending, didn’t you? Seeing the hitherto dark and gloomy halls be flooded with bright sunshine makes for an especially joyous end to this most joyous of Shakespeare movies.

References

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1 In this way, it can be seen as the comedic equivalent of Hamlet, which sounds like a ridiculous story in retellings and needs to be performed to be compelling.
2 Sadly, I can’t find who plays him.
3 In Shakespeare’s culture, bearbaiting was the norm, so it should be no surprise that his comedy was occasionally meanspirited.
4 The slapstick also arguably serves to distract from a curious quirk of Shakespeare’s comedies: the malapropisms and “chop logic” of their clowns are less funny than the banter of their semi-serious lovers. The exceptions that prove this rule are, of course, the “rude mechanicals” of A Midsummer Night’s Dream.
5 Sorry for giving that away, but you knew a play like this would have a happy ending, didn’t you?
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Ramona and Beezus: A Surprisingly Good Adaptation

This post is dedicated to the memory of my family’s cat, Winston, who sadly passed on this week. That may seem random, but watch the movie and you’ll see why it’s appropriate.

I wasn’t the biggest fan of children’s author Beverly Clearly growing up. She has accurately been described as a pioneer of realism in juvenile fiction and I had little or no use for realism. As you can probably discern from the stories about which I choose to blog, my taste runs toward the comedic, the fantastic and the melodramatic. I saw no point in reading books about modern day middle class American kids like me dealing with parents, teachers, siblings, peers, etc. Why read about what I could experience every day?

Yet for all that, I kept returning to Cleary’s series about young Ramona Quimby. I think even then, I was impressed by the psychological believability of fiery, gung-ho Ramona and her more practical older sister, Beezus (Beatrice.)[1]Though, of course, I wouldn’t have used the phrase “psychological believability” at the age I first read the books. And as an adult and a would-be author myself, I’ve developed a respect for realism, though it still isn’t my favorite thing to read. To write something that feels exactly like it could happen in real life is an awesome balancing act, one I could never do.

I was not impressed by the trailers for the 2010 movie, Ramona and Beezus, which looked like they turned the Ramona books into a lowbrow kids’ comedy. But intrigued by some positive, though not glowing, reviews, I gave it a watch and I’m happy to say that it’s an affectionate and honorable adaptation. Not an ideal adaptation, mind you, but hey, as the final book in the series, Ramona’s World, reminds us, nothing is perfect, but things can still be pretty great.

I won’t sugarcoat it. This movie does a lot of the things fans of the books might fear.[2]For non-fans these probably won’t register as faults and may even be attractions. The cast is more Hollywood-attractive than they should be. In particular, it’s rather ridiculous for Selena Gomez’s Beezus to be worried about her hair.[3]Incidentally, while Beezus is a major figure in the movie, there’s no reason why she should have get title billing, and I have to assume it was because of Gomez’s relative star power. I give Ginnifer Goodwin as the girls’ Aunt Bea a pass since she was specifically described as young and pretty in the books. Dialogue is quippier than in the books and less like regular people talking. Feel-good moments are sappier and also feel less real. And there’s a sprinkling-just a sprinkling-of slapstick. Perhaps most irritating for adult Beverly Cleary enthusiasts, Ramona’s believable maturity/immaturity level is compromised. This is partly an inevitable side effect of the movie taking various episodes from a series that begins with Ramona starting kindergarten and ends with her turning ten and fitting them all into one story where she’s nine.[4]Actually, the literary Ramona was technically introduced as a pesky preschooler and supporting character in an earlier series of books by Cleary before she got one to herself. For example, it’s unlikely that a nine-year-old would do such a poor job explaining to her teacher (Sandra Oh) and classmates about the new addition to her family’s house.[5]In the movie and in the book, Ramona the Brave, where she’s six, she unintentionally makes it sound like a bunch of workmen randomly came to her house and made a big hole in it. But not all of it can be chalked up to the compressed timeline. In the book, Ramona and her Father, Ramona briefly considered making a lemonade stand to help support her financially struggling family, but quickly dismissed the idea as unprofitable. In Ramona and Beezus, not only does she actually try to sell lemonade, but she uses her great-grandmother’s crystal. This makes Ramona less astute at nine years old than she was at seven in the books.

What makes this forgivable for me is Joey King’s wonderful portrayal of the character, which captures the essence of Ramona at every age of her childhood. It’s hard for me to define that essence in words, but King does it with her performance. Maybe it’s that while her comedic timing is perfect, she never lets on that she thinks of her character as being funny. Ramona clearly sees herself as very dignified and is bewildered and offended when adults laugh at her. King even kind of looks like Ramona in this movie with her short brown hair!

I described the movie’s inclusion of so many episodes from different books as a problem but it’s also a strength. The sheer number of memorable incidents from the series that make their way into the movie really give the impression that the screenwriters, Laurie Craig and Nick Pustay, were fans. Occasionally, a major source of drama from the books, such as Grandma Kemp (Janet Wright) telling Ramona to be careful around young Willa Jean (Ruby Curtis) when Willa Jean is clearly the one who deserves a scolding or Ramona pulling the hair of her least favorite classmate, Susan (Sierra McCormick), pops up as an undeveloped bit of randomness in the movie. I suppose that’s technically a flaw, but for me it adds to the by-fans-for-fans vibe. My first viewing was actually something of an edge-of-my-seat experience as I could see Ramona about to walk into disasters I remembered from the books. And the script generally does a good job restructuring the material. Mr. and Mrs. Quimby (John Corbett and Bridget Moynahan) reading Beezus’s glowing report card and Ramona’s not so glowing one was originally part of the climax of Ramona the Brave, but it makes for an excellent early scene here to establish the family dynamic.

If you’re a longtime fan of the Ramona books, the Q on that mailbox should delight you.

The main parts of the movie that aren’t from the books are the romantic subplots. In Ramona Forever, Aunt Bea’s romance with Hobert Kemp (Josh Duhamel), uncle to Ramona’s friend, Howie (Jason Spevack), happened “offpage.”[6]Speaking of Howie, his personality in this movie is pretty much nothing like it was in the books. Here he has more in common with Yard Ape. (Yes, there was a character called Yard Ape in the books.) … Continue reading Here they have a checkered romantic past. An analytical adult viewer unfamiliar with the books, who really isn’t the movie’s target audience, could probably guess that this part of the film is an addition since the scenes between Bea and Hobart are the only ones shown entirely from the perspective of adults. Otherwise, the movie is true to Cleary in that we only see them from the kids’ point of view but can infer quite a bit about them from that. I don’t love this new subplot, but I do enjoy how it adds to the drama for Ramona as she is gratified that her beloved aunt is initially as annoyed as she is by Hobart’s teasing and then feels betrayed when Bea accepts his proposal.[7]Ramona being annoyed by Hobart and being saddened by Aunt Bea moving far away comes straight from the books, but it plays out far more dramatically here.

More eyebrow raising for longtime Cleary fans is the romantic tension between Beezus and her friend, Henry Huggins (Hutch Dano.) Henry was actually the lead in Cleary’s first series of books for young readers. He was a friend of Beezus, but they were not, I repeat, not an item.[8]Of course, they were also just kids. By the time, Cleary got around to writing about Beezus’s first boy-girl party in Ramona’s World, a party which ended up amusingly unsexy by the way, … Continue reading The movie’s Henry has almost nothing in common with the literary Henry Huggins.[9]At least I don’t think he does. I wasn’t as into the Henry books growing up as I was the Ramona books. I remember the Ramona-heavy Henry and the Clubhouse being the best of them. But on their own terms, he and his interactions with Beezus are appealingly awkward and non-heart throbby.

The movie indulges in some fantasy scenes showcasing Ramona’s vivid imagination. I think these would actually be funnier if they looked less goofy and I suspect that, like the romances, they were included partly for marketability purposes. But I appreciate the concept of conveying life as experienced by an imaginative nine-year-old. And at least one such scene, where an overheard comment about the possibility of the bank taking the house gives Ramona the mental image of a giant crane carrying away her home, leaving her family stranded, is pretty inspired.

This brings me to something I really appreciate about this adaptation. Ironically, I feel like the best way to lead into it is to describe a scene from the books that it doesn’t adapt. At one point in Ramona and her Father, the Quimby family’s cat eats their jack-o-lantern. Beezus blames her parents for not buying the cat food he likes.

“Beezus, dear,” said Mrs. Quimby, “We simply cannot afford the brand of food Picky-picky used to eat. Now be reasonable.”

Beezus was in no mood to be reasonable. “Then how come Daddy can afford to smoke?” she demanded to know.

Ramona was astonished to hear her sister speak this way to her mother.

Mr. Quimby looked angry. “Young lady,” he said and when he called Beezus young lady, Ramona knew her sister had better watch out, “Young lady, I’ve heard enough about that old tom cat and his food. My cigarettes are none of your business.”

Ramona expected Beezus to say she was sorry or maybe burst into tears and run to her room. Instead, she pulled Picky-picky out from under the table and held him to her chest as if she were shielding him from danger. “They are too my business,” she informed her father. “Cigarettes can kill you. Your lungs will turn black, and you’ll die! We made posters about it at school. And besides, cigarettes pollute the air!”

Ramona was horrified by her sister’s daring and at the same time she was a tiny bit pleased. Beezus was usually well behaved while Ramona was the one who had tantrums. Then she was struck by the meaning of her sister’s angry words…

Ramona ends up being the one to cry over the unusual tension in her family and the new possibility of her father’s death. Her parents try to comfort her with assurance that they’ll get a new and better jack-o-lantern, leading her to wonder, “Didn’t grownups think children worried about anything but jack-o-lanterns? Didn’t they know children worried about grownups?”

While Ramona and Beezus seldom gets as dramatic as that, it understands that children do worry about grownups. It conveys the difficulties of growing up with adult problems that you don’t totally understand all around you as well as kid problems that the adults around you don’t necessarily understand. As sunny as the movie is, far too sunny to take place in Portland, Oregon, scenes of Ramona being humiliated in front of her class or some of the sharper arguments she has with her sister can really make you wince. But the movie is also true to the books by showing how a loving family, however imperfect, can help make this all bearable and how even clueless or otherwise annoying adults can have a kid’s back. And if this ends up feeling a bit more touchy-feely than the books do and a bit sillier, a bit more kid pandering and a bit more parent pandering, a bit too polished and tidy and Hollywood…well, like I said, I was never really a fan of realism.

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1 Though, of course, I wouldn’t have used the phrase “psychological believability” at the age I first read the books.
2 For non-fans these probably won’t register as faults and may even be attractions.
3 Incidentally, while Beezus is a major figure in the movie, there’s no reason why she should have get title billing, and I have to assume it was because of Gomez’s relative star power.
4 Actually, the literary Ramona was technically introduced as a pesky preschooler and supporting character in an earlier series of books by Cleary before she got one to herself.
5 In the movie and in the book, Ramona the Brave, where she’s six, she unintentionally makes it sound like a bunch of workmen randomly came to her house and made a big hole in it.
6 Speaking of Howie, his personality in this movie is pretty much nothing like it was in the books. Here he has more in common with Yard Ape. (Yes, there was a character called Yard Ape in the books.) Since I was never a huge Howie fan, I’m fine with this.
7 Ramona being annoyed by Hobart and being saddened by Aunt Bea moving far away comes straight from the books, but it plays out far more dramatically here.
8 Of course, they were also just kids. By the time, Cleary got around to writing about Beezus’s first boy-girl party in Ramona’s World, a party which ended up amusingly unsexy by the way, Henry was already out of the picture.
9 At least I don’t think he does. I wasn’t as into the Henry books growing up as I was the Ramona books. I remember the Ramona-heavy Henry and the Clubhouse being the best of them.
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A Christmas Carol (2009) Stave IV: The Insanity Peaks Before It Ends

The silent Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come (Jim Carrey) is actually portrayed as Scrooge’s shadow-or rather Scrooge’s shadow transforms into it. At first, I found this somewhat anticlimactic. (Does Scrooge really fear this specter more than any he’s seen so far? Didn’t he notice the giant laughing skeleton?) But the subtle creepiness of it grew on me and it is nice to see this adaptation being subtle about something.

Of course, the spirit doesn’t stay a flat shadow. After Scrooge urges it to hurry up and get this haunting over, it leaps off the floor, knocking him backwards. Scrooge falls through the wooden floor and tumbles down the stone steps of…OK, I haven’t written about this so far, but it’s about now that I’m really starting to get sick of how this Scrooge keeps falling over. It’s really not that funny. Anyway, he lands at the bottom of the steps of the London Stock Exchange in the future where he invisibly overhears some gentlemen (Cary Elwes, Paul Blackthorne and Julian Holloway) talking about how someone has died recently, and they really don’t care. They fade away as the day turns into a dark and still night. While I really don’t like what’s going to happen next, I have to give this moment credit for eeriness.

A giant shadow of a horse-drawn carriage (or possibly a hearse) appears against the pillars of the building. The horses’ heads turn revealing themselves to be fearsome, red-eyed monsters. The ghost points at Scrooge and the horses and carriage leap into three dimensions and tear after him.

As Scrooge runs down an alley, the driver cracks his whip and either the alley grows bigger or Scrooge grows smaller. Other spooks try to reach out from the sides and try to grab him, cackling.

Yeah, this is the nadir of the movie.

I once wrote that I didn’t mind adapters doing things like adding actions scenes to Dickens stories since Dickens was always a popular writer.[1]I’ll admit I was mainly thinking of the way the 1982 Nicholas Nickleby adapted the arrest of Squeers and the 2002 one adapted John Browdie’s rescue of Smike. But A Christmas Carol is one Dickens book where that simply doesn’t make sense. Or if there is a way it could make sense, this isn’t it. While the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come is definitely meant to be scary, he’s not a villain. His goal is to help Scrooge, not kill him. If you’ll pardon me for stereotyping, I suspect the people who mainly watch action movies and for whom this scene was created are the kind of people who wouldn’t appreciate the surreal storytelling and lack of clear character motivation.

I guess you can say this visual represents Scrooge trying to escape his own mortality. But what’s the symbolism behind him shrinking? As far as I can tell, it was done so his voice could get all high and chipmunk-y because that guarantees hilarity. (Please note my sarcasm.) I will say there’s a great moment when tiny Scrooge briefly seems to have escaped the death carriage, only for it to come barreling out from around a corner. Before running away, Scrooge gets an irritated look on his face and squeaks in disgust, “oh, come now!”

That moment perfectly summarizes my reaction to this scene.

Scrooge ends up sliding down a drainpipe and over a rooftop. The scene drags on and on and would you like to know what’s really horrifying about it? It was almost even longer. To confirm this, check out the deleted scenes. There’s one at least for whose deletion I am truly grateful.

Anyway, Scrooge falls into a sack that a woman, Mrs. Dilber (Fionnulla Flanagan), brings into Old Joe (Bob Hoskins)’s rag and bone shop. As the two of them unpack the contents, we learn that she is selling the bedcurtains and clothing of her recently deceased employer, who died alone and unloved with no one to prevent such theft. While there were three thieves in the book, this adaptation manages to include all the most horrifying and hilarious lines from the scene. Unfortunately, it’s hard to see why Scrooge would be paying attention to this crucial dialogue while he’s busy navigating the world the size of a mouse.

The scene ends with Old Joe noticing a rat on the floor and trying to hit it with a poker, almost flattening Scrooge in the process. He upends a floorboard, catapulting Scrooge across the room. He is caught by the hand of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come (sort of) and comes out the other side in a room in a completely different building. Scrooge returns to his normal size, making me wonder yet again what the point was of it changing in the first place, and tells the spirit he understands that his life tends the same way as that of the mysterious dead man. Under the circumstances, shouldn’t Scrooge be demanding why the ghost was just chasing him in a terrifying death carriage a little while ago? No, that never comes up.

But I can’t criticize the adaptation too much at this point because we now get an awesomely spinetingling scene from the book that often gets cut.[2]The 1984 and 1999 movies are among those that keep it. Scrooge finds himself in a dark bedroom with no one in it except a corpse covered by a sheet. The spirit gestures for Scrooge to look at its face.

A nervous Scrooge first requests to see anyone who feels emotion at the man’s death. The ghost points at a wall, which then opens up into a portal. As with Christmas Present, I don’t understand why Scrooge has to be physically present for some things and just watches others on ghostly television. But, again, this is a scene that is far too often omitted by adaptations.[3]The 1999 movie does it very well. Scrooge sees a poor couple (Callum Blue and Fay Masterson) who owe the dead man money[4]I don’t know why I’m being so coy about his identity. and are relieved that the payment will now be delayed long enough for them to get the necessary amount.

In the book’s words, the man’s face had “a kind of serious delight of which he felt ashamed and which he struggled to repress.”

Desperate, Scrooge demands to see some tenderness connected to death. Suddenly, he is seated on a stairway in the Cratchit home sometime earlier in the future. He witnesses the family grieving in the room below and gets a glimpse of Tiny Tim’s corpse in the room above. Everyone’s acting is great in this scene. At least, their vocal performances are great and I assume the rest of their acting is too. But this is one those scenes that I don’t think motion capture does very well. In particular, there’s a moment where Scrooge comes face to face with the devastated Bob Cratchit. Clearly, his face is supposed to be conveying something highly dramatic, but I honestly can’t tell what.

Afterwards, Scrooge asks about the identity of the man he saw lying dead. The floor gives way beneath him (because we obviously needed more of Scrooge falling) and he plummets down into a snowy, stormy graveyard at night. The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come is looking a lot more like how I imagined this adaptation would portray him.

E.G. Terrifying.

The ghost points at a gravestone and snow instantly blows off it, revealing the name, Ebenezer Scrooge. Scrooge promises that he’s not the man he was and begs for another chance. (Jim Carrey’s performance really is good here.) As he speaks, the snow beneath his feet starts to give way like quicksand. Scrooge finds himself holding onto a root, dangling over his own grave. An open coffin lies at the bottom, illuminated by a hellish red light.

I’m not a huge fan of this since, while mortality is definitely a theme in this part of the story, a careful reading of the text shows that what Scrooge really fears is not death itself (after all, he’s going to die eventually whether or not he persists in his miserly ways) but, like Marley, never being able to turn his life or public perception of him around. An immediate threat of death distracts from that crucial point.

But what really disappoints me about this scene is its lack of craziness. I can name at least four other Christmas Carols that do some version of this falling-into-the-grave scenario.[5]They are Mickey’s Christmas Carol, the 1970 musical, Scrooge, the 1988 parody/homage, Scrooged, and the 1999 movie adaptation. The flying see-through floor in the Christmas Present section of the movie may have been ill-advised and the death carriage chase scene downright stupid, but they were also things that no other Christmas Carol had ever done. To climax with something so unoriginal feels like a letdown.

The spirit leans down over Scrooge and as lightning flashes, we get a glimpse of its face.

Scrooge cringes but continues pleading for help. The ghost pries Scrooge’s fingers off the root and lets him fall. This bothers me since Dickens portrayed the previously impervious phantom as wavering and pitying Scrooge at this point. But, on reflection, that could still be true in this version since you can, if you wish, interpret Scrooge’s fall as what causes him to wake up in his own bed on Christmas morning.

And by “in his own bed,” I mean, “dangling from his own bedcurtains.”

Here’s a quick point by point replay of the next few scenes.

In a borrowing from the 1951 movie, Scrooge sees Mrs. Dilber and terrorizes her with his newfound joy. It’s not as hilarious as the longer one in that movie, but it’s pretty fun.

Scrooge buys a huge turkey for the Cratchits and sends it anonymously. Afterwards, he hitches a ride on the back of a carriage just as he sneered at two boys for doing at the beginning of the movie.

As he walks down the street, Scrooge meets one of the charity collectors from the night before and gives him a generous donation.

Scrooge gets another interaction with the carolers at whom he glared seven years ago. It’s actually one of my favorite bits that’s not from the book, so I won’t spoil it.

There’s a nice twist to Scrooge attending his nephew’s party. He shows up at an extremely awkward moment and it briefly looks like his reception will be cold before everyone rushes to embrace him.

The reason I’m skimming through all this, besides the fact that this series has gone on longer than anyone cared to read it, is there’s really not much to say about this part of the movie. Nothing is really wrong with these scenes and even quite a bit right about them, but because the film has treated Scrooge like a punching bag for so long, they don’t pack the emotional punch they should.

After Scrooge gives Cratchit a raise the next day, Bob directly addresses the camera with some closing narration even though no character has done anything like that prior to this. Not that I have anything against narration, especially when it draws from Dickens, but the movie had been doing a fine job of telling the story without it.[6]I mean it’s had plenty of problems but none of them were due to the lack of a narrator. It’s like it just got lazy at the end.[7]I think a really clever and creative ending for A Christmas Carol adaptation would be to show an adult Tiny Tim visiting Scrooge’s grave at Christmas, confirming that he was able to change his … Continue reading We close with the iconic image of Scrooge carrying Tiny Tim on his shoulder. Again, rather generic for such an inventive adaptation, but after the wackiness of that crazy chase scene and the incredible shrinking Scrooge, you could argue that’s a relief.

I probably watch this movie every December which is probably way more than it deserves. But I don’t think it deserves to never be watched at all. If nothing else, I’d say it’s better than Robert Zemeckis’s other mocap Christmas movie, The Polar Express, and while I haven’t seen his other attempt at adapting a classic of English literature with motion capture, Beowulf, nothing I’ve heard about it leads me to believe it’s better than A Christmas Carol.[8]Though I will give Beowulf credit for having the brains to adapt something that actually lends itself to an action movie. And while more psychologically driven cinematic retellings have come closer to the heart of the story, there’s something to be said for one that focuses on surreal and fantastic imagery, a major aspect of the book that some previous adaptations didn’t have the technology to reproduce even if they’d tried to do so. It’s true that this movie has some of the stupidest moments in any Christmas Carol adaptation, but, in my opinion, it also has some of the best moments.

Merry Christmas, everybody!

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1 I’ll admit I was mainly thinking of the way the 1982 Nicholas Nickleby adapted the arrest of Squeers and the 2002 one adapted John Browdie’s rescue of Smike.
2 The 1984 and 1999 movies are among those that keep it.
3 The 1999 movie does it very well.
4 I don’t know why I’m being so coy about his identity.
5 They are Mickey’s Christmas Carol, the 1970 musical, Scrooge, the 1988 parody/homage, Scrooged, and the 1999 movie adaptation.
6 I mean it’s had plenty of problems but none of them were due to the lack of a narrator.
7 I think a really clever and creative ending for A Christmas Carol adaptation would be to show an adult Tiny Tim visiting Scrooge’s grave at Christmas, confirming that he was able to change his future. Nobody, steal this!
8 Though I will give Beowulf credit for having the brains to adapt something that actually lends itself to an action movie.
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A Christmas Carol (2009) Stave III: Visual Creativity and Missed Opportunities

As the clock strikes one again, Scrooge sees light coming from the adjoining room and hears the sound of booming laughter. He opens the door to the find that his house has been redecorated and that the Ghost of Christmas Present (Jim Carrey) is seated on a mountain of holiday food.

Apart from Marley, Christmas Present is the ghost whose physical appearance most closely matches his description in the book. The script even calls attention to the detail of him wearing an empty scabbard. This is the opposite of subtle but, in all fairness, I never thought of the scabbard’s significance prior to watching this movie.

While this spirit may look just as Dickens described him, the movie arguably tries to make him a little creepy in a way the book didn’t. There’s something subtly unnerving about the way he constantly laughs whether there’s anything to be jovial about or not.

Unlike some adaptations, such as the 1951 and 1984 movie versions, which have Scrooge be a more reluctant convert, this one follows the book by having him humbly tell the ghost to conduct him where he will. The spirit dangles the cord of its robe for Scrooge to clutch and its edible throne magically lowers itself. Then we get one of the movie’s most interesting improvisations. The floor beneath them becomes transparent[1]I kept expecting Scrooge to fall through it at some point of this scene but surprisingly he doesn’t. and the upper story seems to rise off the building and fly across town, giving Scrooge a look at Christmas Day. (In a great little bit of continuity original to this adaptation, Scrooge briefly sees the boy (Ryan Ochoa) whom he will send to get a turkey for the Cratchits when he experiences this day again in real time.)

I’m not sure if this visual actually serves the story. Having the ghost be above the Christmas revelers rather than on the same level with them means we lose the idea that the presence of Christmas is what allows these people to be so joyful despite their bleak surroundings and circumstances. On the other hand, this scene is fun to watch, it gets points for creativity and unlike some other…creative aspects of this adaptation, it’s not totally stupid. At least there’s some clear symbolism as Scrooge is seeing things from a larger perspective than usual. It’s not just weird looking for weirdness’s sake. And the scene gets credit for including a rousing nondiegetic chorus of Hark! The Herald Angels Sing, my favorite traditional carol and one which arguably relates thematically to the story of A Christmas Carol as it mentions sinners being reconciled to God. I kind of wish they could have included lyrics from the second verse rather than just repeating the first. Were they deemed too religious for a secular movie? If so, this seems like a weird choice of song to include at all.

Speaking of religion, this movie includes an interesting bit from the book cut by every other film adaptation.[2]Some audio drama versions may include it but if so, I can’t remember which ones. As they fly over a bakeshop, Scrooge accuses the spirit of hypocrisy. In Dickens’s day, bakeshops traditionally allowed poor people without ovens of their own to use theirs. Certain Christians advocated these shops being closed on Sundays. The ghost sternly tells Scrooge that some people “do their deeds of ill will and selfishness in (my) name” and are “as strange to me and my kin as if they had never lived.” I’m always excited when a Christmas Carol adaptation includes something usually omitted, but I have to say this inclusion doesn’t make a lot of sense. How many modern viewers even know what Scrooge and the ghost are talking about here?[3]The movie tries to make the meaning a little clearer by having the ghost refer to “men of the cloth,” though the clergy weren’t necessarily the only ones advocating businesses being … Continue reading Of course, modern viewers also aren’t going to be familiar with debtors’ prisons or union workhouses, and the word, “treadmill,” brings to their minds an exercise tool[4]though some may still regard it as an instrument of torture, and I’m sure no fan of the book would want references to those things to be cut. Still, it seems rather random to include what amounts to a(n eloquent) disclaimer on Dickens’s part while not showing things that are more relevant to the business of the scene like how the spirit of Christmas helps people put aside their quarrels, temporarily at least. That being said, it is an interesting moment and I’m not one to criticize a Christmas Carol movie for being too true to the source material.

The bakeshop provides a nifty transition to the next scene. The young Cratchit twins (Ryan Ochoa and Samantha Hanratty) walk by it and smell their goose cooking inside or believe they do anyway. The two of them rush home, but the ghost beats them there and sprinkling incense from his torch on the roof, allows Scrooge to see through it (and the upper floors.) I really like the character designs for the Cratchits, who, true to Dickens’s description, are “not a handsome family” but are “happy, grateful, pleased with one another and contented with the time.”

Tiny Tim and Mammoth Martha

The actors are all great too. This Bob Cratchit really manages to sell his line about Tiny Tim (Gary Oldman) wishing for people to notice his disability to remind them of “who made lame beggars walk and blind men see,” something which can across as treacly on the page or on the screen.[5]Weirdly, The Muppet Christmas Carol actually might have done the best job of selling that line. What makes it work is the way Bob’s voice breaks and the pained expression on his wife (Lesley Manville)’s face. Clearly, neither of them really believes their youngest son is ever going to walk or even live another year.

Unfortunately, this scene of the Cratchit family’s Christmas is way too rushed. We don’t even really see them eat their meal. They just sit down to it and drink a couple of toasts. As I wrote in my last post, this movie doesn’t focus much on scenes of partying, which were arguably the heart and soul of the book. Part of it may be that the filmmakers were reluctant to add to Dickens’s dialogue as slower paced adaptations of this scene must. While I doubt anything with which they came up would be better than what Charles Dickens would have written, breezing through the scene is to be false to the book in another way. As it is, it’s hard to understand why Scrooge would suddenly care about this family so much.

Somewhere in this house, by the way, there’s actually a historical picture of a young Charles Dickens. Less explicably, there’s also a historical picture of Jane Austen, who was from an earlier time period. I guess these Cratchits are just really into literary satire.

There are some nice touches though. Mrs. Cratchit gets a line about wishing the children might taste a turkey one day, setting up Scrooge giving them a giant one later. And the spirit’s reaction when Scrooge tries to slink away during Mrs. C’s rant against him is hilarious.

Scrooge begging for Tiny Tim to be spared is moved from the middle of the scene to the end of it. When the ghost throws his words about decreasing “the surplus population” back in his face, the movie takes advantage of the characters being played by the same actor and has his face and voice briefly morph into Scrooge’s.

The book had a great “montage” here of Scrooge and the ghost flying over the world, seeing poor miners, lighthouse keepers and men at sea celebrating Christmas. It’s cut from adaptations fairly frequently[6]Though the 1999 movie does justice to it beautifully., but its absence here is really frustrating since it would have fit in perfectly with this movie’s rollercoaster aesthetic and gone a good way toward making up for this section of the film’s shortcomings.[7]Sure enough, if you check out the deleted scenes, you’ll find that such a scene was planned and filmed. Instead, the Ghost of Christmas Present whirls his torch around his head and transports himself and Scrooge to the latter’s nephew’s Christmas party. (Why do the see-through floor thing for some of Christmas Present but not all of it? Your guess is as good as mine.) The nephew rags on his uncle, but ultimately expresses pity for him and wishes him well. This scene gets trimmed even more than the last one, which is more common for adaptations, but unfortunate since there’s a case to be made that it was even more crucial to Scrooge’s character development in the book.

More Easter Eggs. One of the paintings on the wall looks like it might be an older Charles Dickens. And the woman in the painting below just might be his wife, Catherine Hogarth.

Then Scrooge and the spirit are inside a clocktower. It’s about to strike midnight which will mean the end of the Christmas holiday and the ghost’s life. (The movie’s done a great job of having him age throughout the preceding scenes.) Scrooge notices a claw poking out from his robe. The ghost pulls it back to reveal two grotesque feral children, the personifications of Mankind’s Ignorance and Want (Ryan Ochoa and Samantha Hanratty.)

Scrooge asks if they don’t have anyone to help them. Those familiar with this scene from the book, or other adaptations that include it, will remember that at this point the ghost, again, throws Scrooge’s previous words back at him. Will this movie redo its old trick of having the spirit look and sound like Scrooge for these lines? No. Whatever else can be said against it, this Christmas Carol is too imaginative for that, and we get one of its best visual flourishes. Ignorance himself gets the line about prisons and as he says it, he transforms into a dangerous looking man (Kerry Hoyt) wielding a knife who gets locked in a cage. Want gets the line about workhouses and transforms into a hysterical woman (Julene Renee) who gets put in a straitjacket and dragged away.

Not only is this really freaky, but it shows the filmmakers thought about the historical context of Dickens’s writing and social commentary. I’m not sure if it was necessary though to have the Ghost of Christmas Present turns into a skeleton and disintegrate, laughing all the time.

Given how this adaptation is amping up the horror elements of the original book, I’m very intrigued at this point to see what they’ll do with the third and scariest ghost. Turns out what they do is both too much and not enough.

Next Week: The Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come Makes Scrooge Feel Small.

References

References
1 I kept expecting Scrooge to fall through it at some point of this scene but surprisingly he doesn’t.
2 Some audio drama versions may include it but if so, I can’t remember which ones.
3 The movie tries to make the meaning a little clearer by having the ghost refer to “men of the cloth,” though the clergy weren’t necessarily the only ones advocating businesses being closed on Sundays back then.
4 though some may still regard it as an instrument of torture
5 Weirdly, The Muppet Christmas Carol actually might have done the best job of selling that line.
6 Though the 1999 movie does justice to it beautifully.
7 Sure enough, if you check out the deleted scenes, you’ll find that such a scene was planned and filmed.
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A Christmas Carol (2009) Stave II: Well-Done Moments and Random Weirdness

Scrooge awakens to the sound of the clock chiming one-the very time his first ghostly visitor is supposed to arrive. In the book, he actually awakens at twelve and is shocked since it was two when he went to bed and the sky is still dark. The pacing purposes for which this was cut are very understandable, but the omission is still somewhat unfortunate since it establishes that Scrooge is now and for most of the story outside of time somehow. Without this, The Ghost of Christmas Present showing him Christmas Day, which should technically have already happened, and him later going back and experiencing that exact same day are a bit confusing.

In the book, when the Ghost of Christmas Past appears, its hand specifically draws back the curtains in front of Scrooge’s face. Here various curtains are drawn apart and a searchlight of sorts shines through, searching for Scrooge before finding him. I’m not really sure what the point of that change was. It strikes me as making the spirit less intimidating. I guess Robert Zemeckis wanted to build anticipation for its appearance.

Christmas Past (Jim Carrey) is the spirit who looks the least like Dickens described it by a long shot. In keeping with the giant candle snuffer it carries, its robe suggests a giant candle and its head is a flame hovering over it. This was probably inspired by the way the book describes this ghost’s shape as flickering “being now a thing with one arm, now with one leg, now with twenty legs, now a pair of legs without a head, now a head without a body.” [1]The 1971 animated short directed by Richard Williams is one of the only adaptations that has tried to capture this. Watching it, I can understand why most don’t. I don’t think anyone would really argue that this improves on Dickens’s description, but I don’t dislike it. I do dislike Carrey’s vocal performance as this particular spirit though. His attempt to make it sound “singularly low as if instead of being so close beside (Scrooge), it (was) at a distance” basically consists of sounding overly breathy. After introducing itself, the ghost floats backwards out of the room, only to reappear at the opposite side of Scrooge’s bed as if it’s gone all the way around the world. It’s weird and random but I don’t dislike it. Then it does a weird little dance, not like this movie suddenly turned into a musical[2]Given some of what we see, that might actually happen!, but like it just wanted to dance for some reason. It’s weird and random and I do dislike it.

Speaking of music, you can hear the tune of O Come All Ye Faithful or Adeste Fidelis on the soundtrack as the spirit introduces itself. This is the first, I believe, of several traditional carols used as background music in the movie. They all work very well.

As the spirit firmly takes Scrooge’s hand and leads him toward the window, we see it rise and, in a nice touch, the night outside turn to day. Scrooge and the spirit fly over across a snowy wood. This is different from the book where they are transported instantly, and it’s obviously done to include more action and eye candy. But I don’t mind. In fact, I enjoy it. Unlike some of this adaptation’s other attempts to add action and eye candy to the story, this one at least makes sense.[3]Could it have been an homage to two other Christmas Carol adaptations that Disney has produced (hint: one casts Bob Cratchit as a mouse, the other as a frog) which also have Scrooge and the Ghost of … Continue reading

Scrooge is overcome with emotion when they arrive at the village where he spent much of his childhood and when he invisibly observes his old schoolmates heading home for the holidays. Then he and the spirit fly to his dark and dank schoolhouse where they find Scrooge as a boy all alone, glumly staring out a window and half-heartedly singing Venite Adoremus. The contrast between him and the other boys we just witnessed laughing and merrily singing Here We Come A-Wassailing is great. This is easily the most emotionally powerful moment in the movie and when the young Scrooge frowns, we get a brief foreshadowing of his later bitterness, something no other adaptation I can recall has.

The spirit then shows another, later Christmas. A teenaged Scrooge is surprised by the appearance of his younger sister, Fan (Robin Wright Penn), who ecstatically tells him that their father has had a miraculous change of heart and that he (Scrooge) is finally to come home. The ghost gently reminds Scrooge that when she died, Fan left behind a child-Scrooge’s nephew whom he treated so coldly recently. After the really well-done emotional moment we just had, this one feels too fast paced and underwhelming, especially considering how important it should be for both Scrooge and the audience. (He’s reminded that he once loved somebody, and we realize he was even capable of that at some point.) Part of the problem may be the young Scrooge’s reaction to seeing his sister after what’s apparently at least a decade is strangely calm. (Maybe he can’t believe her news.)

The ghost and the (present) Scrooge have another flying scene, this one across London at night, before arriving at the warehouse where Scrooge was apprenticed. There’s a nice acting moment for Jim Carrey where we hear Scrooge laugh for the first time. His former master, Fezziwig (an underused Bob Hoskins), tells the younger Scrooge and his fellow apprentice, Dick Wilkins (Cary Elwes), to clear away the desks for a giant Christmas party he’s throwing. The movie cuts to that party-or rather the Ghost of Christmas Past does-where we see Fezziwig dancing with his wife (Jacquie Barnbrook.) Dickens described Mrs. Fezziwig as being a very capable dancer and this adaptation, in another bit of random weirdness, shows her twirling like a top and rising into the air for a moment. If the movie’s animation were more often cartoony, this might have been fun, but combined with the realistic movements of motion capture technology, it’s just awkward.

I really wish this scene of the party were longer and in particular that we got more of Scrooge’s reaction to it. This Christmas Carol generally lingers more over action scenes than party scenes. If you ask me, someone who doesn’t want to linger on a scene of joyful partying has no business adapting A Christmas Carol.[4]It’s frustrating to check out the movie’s deleted scenes on Disney+ and see that a bit was cut of the spirit using reverse psychology on Scrooge. And they actually put a decent twist on … Continue reading On reflection though, the scene is actually of a fairly reasonable length. It’s just that nearly all of the focus is on Past-Scrooge meeting and dancing with a beautiful young woman named Belle (Robin Wright Penn.) It’s common for Christmas Carol adaptations to introduce her at this point in the story. (In the book, we first meet her when she’s breaking up with Scrooge and their entire relationship is left for us to infer.) This one is a bit unusual in that there’s no dialogue between the characters, the filmmakers perhaps realizing they couldn’t compete with Dickens when it came to that. Everything is meant to be conveyed through Scrooge and Belle’s eyes. I don’t think it works that well, live action being better than motion capture for that kind of acting and traditional animation arguably being better than either. Still, the music is lovely.

The spirit takes us to a later Christmas-without any flying this time-when Belle ends her engagement to Scrooge on the grounds that he’s changed so much that he’d never be happy marrying a penniless girl like her. The design for the Scrooge we see in this time is a perfect halfway point between the younger one at Fezziwig’s and the old and pinched looking one we met at the beginning of the movie. Much the same can be said of Jim Carrey’s performance. Part of me wishes the script hadn’t removed the character’s elaborate sarcasm about the “evenhanded dealing of the world” which made him more interesting and arguably appealing in a weird way. Presumably, Zemeckis felt modern audiences wouldn’t be able to understand it. Then again, he also kept the slang term, “walker,” so it can be hard to guess what the reasoning was.

Robin Wright Penn, meanwhile, is outstanding in this scene, delivering Dickens’s stagy dialogue[5]I’m not criticizing the source material here. It’s meant to be stagy. with perfect ease and just the right emotion. In this moment at least, her portrayal of the character is my favorite.[6]And it’s not like she’s the only actress to do a great job with this scene. Lucy Gutteridge in the 1984 film and Lucy Fraser in the 1999 one are also wonderful. But the first movie … Continue reading

When I praise her performance, I’m mostly talking her vocal one. I never quite know how to judge physical motion capture performances.

Incidentally, the book had a final vision of Christmas past where Scrooge saw Belle celebrating with her loving husband and their many children while Jacob Marley, the closest thing he had left to a friend, lay dying. This was almost included in but ultimately cut from the movie. Part of me wishes it had stayed since I love it when Christmas Carol movies include scenes that are often cut.[7]The 1984 one is among those that include that particular bit. But another part of me agrees with the filmmakers that it wouldn’t really have fit in with the movie’s pace.

What it does include from the book is Scrooge looking at the Ghost of Christmas Past’s face and seeing “fragments of all the faces it had shown him.”

This is a highly cinematic detail that hardly any Christmas Carol movies feature. Actually, this is the only one I can remember that does. I think the faces flicker by too fast for them to really register, but I give this adaptation a thousand kudos for the attempt.

Another thing from the book is an angry Scrooge clamping the ghost’s extinguisher cap over its head in a vain attempt to put out its light. What’s not from the book is that after he seems to have succeeded, the cap rockets up into the night sky with Scrooge before disintegrating into what looks like fairy dust. In what looks like it might be a visual reference to E.T.: Extra-Terrestrial, Scrooge flies past the moon before plummeting down onto the floor of his bedroom back in the present.

Um…what?

The literary Christmas Carol certainly isn’t lacking in surreal images but every one of them means something. For example, Scrooge wrestling with the Ghost of Christmas Past obviously represents his wish to forget painful, guilt inducing memories. What exactly was that little flight into space supposed to symbolize? I’d make a joke about the filmmakers being drunk or on drugs, but the sad thing about that little bit of action is that it was too complex and well put together for that to have been the case. Some people must really have thought it was a good idea. Ah, well. I’ll admit the scene made me laugh though I’m not proud of that. And at least it was short unlike some additions to the story that we’ll see in Christmas Yet to Come.

Next Week: Scrooge Gets a Lift From the Ghost of Christmas Present.

References

References
1 The 1971 animated short directed by Richard Williams is one of the only adaptations that has tried to capture this. Watching it, I can understand why most don’t.
2 Given some of what we see, that might actually happen!
3 Could it have been an homage to two other Christmas Carol adaptations that Disney has produced (hint: one casts Bob Cratchit as a mouse, the other as a frog) which also have Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Past fly like this?
4 It’s frustrating to check out the movie’s deleted scenes on Disney+ and see that a bit was cut of the spirit using reverse psychology on Scrooge. And they actually put a decent twist on the book’s dialogue!
5 I’m not criticizing the source material here. It’s meant to be stagy.
6 And it’s not like she’s the only actress to do a great job with this scene. Lucy Gutteridge in the 1984 film and Lucy Fraser in the 1999 one are also wonderful. But the first movie portrays the character as angry where in the book she’s sad and the second one arguably cheats by updating the dialogue.
7 The 1984 one is among those that include that particular bit.
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A Christmas Carol (2009) Stave I: A Fairly Promising Start

This Christmas, I’ll be doing something different on The Adaptation Station. I’ll be going through one particular adaptation, analyzing it scene by scene. I’m not doing it because I love Charles Dickens’s 1843 novella, A Christmas Carol in Prose Being a Ghost Story of Christmas, more than the source materials of many of the other things I’ve covered on this blog. There are plenty I love equally. Neither is Robert Zemeckis’s 2009 animated adaptation one of my favorite retellings of the story[1]Its official title is Disney’s A Christmas Carol to distinguish it from all the other Christmas Carol movies, but Zemeckis’s A Christmas Carol gives you a better idea of what to expect … Continue reading, though I do find it interesting. Hopefully, it’ll be interesting enough to benefit from the longer format. I hope readers enjoy this because I’d love to give some other movies this treatment. But naturally, those who haven’t seen this film yet and wish to avoid spoilers are also going to want to skip this series. Now that I’ve got that warning out of the way….

The movie’s first moments are pretty great, establishing the atmosphere of A Christmas Carol-or rather its two contrasting atmospheres, which might be called the Merry and the Scary. First, jolly, joyous music is heard on the soundtrack, and we get a beautiful of image of a well-to-do Victorian Christmas.

Then the music grows ominous as the camera pans down to a copy of A Christmas Carol. It flips open and we zoom in on the haunting (no pun intended) first words, “Marley was dead.” Then the page turns, and we’re confronted with an illustration of the man himself, a corpse with a bandage wrapped around its head, lying in a coffin.

The illustration dissolves into reality or rather into animation. The dead man’s business partner, Ebenezer Scrooge (Jim Carrey) signs the certificate of death, which is the first thing we’re told the character does in the book, so that’s pretty great adaptation.

I kind of love Scrooge’s handwriting. It looks just how I’d imagine it based on his personality.

Scrooge’s interactions with the undertaker (Steve Valentine) and his young apprentice (Daryl Sabara) do a great job of establishing his cold, miserly character and are quite entertaining in their morbid humor.

I’ve put off talking about the animation long enough. I don’t really like mocap animation. At least not for entire movies. There have been many live action ones that used it for individual characters with great success, but I’m not sure if there’s ever been a great movie entirely animated with motion capture. There’s always something about the human character’s faces that distracts me. That being said, I don’t hate it as much as many seem to do. And the movie’s backgrounds are quite beautiful. The character designs are also wonderfully Dickensian, that of Scrooge himself being a case in point, though I noticed some of them getting reused on a number of the background characters.

A quirk of Robert Zemeckis’s mocap movies is that they tend to have small casts with each actor playing multiple roles. I don’t really understand the point of this. Is it just cheaper that way? Do fewer actors balance out the cost of the technology itself or something? Is it just to show off the range of each member of the cast? Or is it something they do just to show that with motion capture they can?

Anyway, Scrooge leaves the undertaker and makes his way down the streets of London, stopping to silence some carolers with a look and scoff at some boys hitching a ride on the back of a carriage and, in a great nod to the book, scaring away a seeing eye dog.

As the opening credits roll, we get a montage of the city. The swooping, zooming cinematography makes it transparent that this movie was meant to be in 3D, but honestly, I love it. The soundtrack by Alan Silvestri is the best of any Christmas Carol movie in my experience. And the scene does a great job of establishing the cultural milieu of Charles Dickens. I especially love the vignette of the boys begging by the Lord Mayor’s house. It’s a bit weird though to spend so much time establishing the world seven years prior to the story’s main events.[2]The 1999 made-for-TV Christmas Carol starring Patrick Stewart does the same thing by the way.

Cut to “seven Christmas Eves later,” Scrooge is counting money at his office while his poor clerk, Bob Cratchit (Gary Oldman) rubs his hands together for warmth and looks longingly at the coal box and the key to it on Scrooge’s desk. Scrooge’s nephew (Colin Firth) enters to invite him to Christmas dinner the next day with his wife. The two of them debate the merits of the holiday. After the nephew departs, two gentlemen (Cary Elwes and Julian Holloway) enter, asking for a donation to help the poor and needy. Scrooge coldly replies that the “surplus population” have the prisons and workhouses to take care of them. (The way Scrooge casually dangles the charity collectors’ credentials over a candle, nearly burning them, is a great little touch.) If you’re wondering why I’m summarizing so much of this, it’s because the dialogue in this scene is very close to the book, all but word for word. Since I love the book, I also love it and if you’re not a fan of the material, well, I’m sure you know enough not to bother with this movie at all. The acting ranges from good to great. At least, I think it does. It’s hard for me to judge mocap performances. Personally, I wish Colin Firth had been Scrooge. It seems like a role in which I’d be much more interested in seeing him. But it’s not as if he’s bad as the nephew or as if Jim Carrey were bad as Scrooge.

Here’s an example of the movie reusing character designs. The grocer who appears at the end of the movie (with the giant turkey for the Cratchits) looks just like the guy on the left.

After Scrooge begrudgingly gives his clerk the next day off and locks up for the night, a jubilant Bob slides down the hill “in honor of its being Christmas Eve,” another fun little detail from the book. I didn’t think much about him wiping out and landing on his butt on my first viewing, but in retrospect, it’s a sign of things to come. Meanwhile, Scrooge arrives at his effectively creepy house.

On the doorstep, Scrooge drops his key. “Alter it!” he grumbles, an amusingly appropriate curse as the doorknocker in the frame with him at the moment is about to undergo a transformation. “Why do these things always happen to me?” he says after stooping down to retrieve the key. He doesn’t yet see what the viewer does: that his doorknocker has been replaced by the face of his deceased partner, Jacob Marley. Apart from its eyes being shut, it looks much as the book describes.

“It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control, rather than a part of its own expression.”

Well, it doesn’t seem like part of its own expression in the movie at first. Then after Scrooge has stared at it for a little bit and reached out to touch it…

I’ve come to the realization, by the way, that I don’t really like jump scares in movies, mainly because once you figure out the concept, you start to expect them right before they happen which ruins the whole point. Being a character rather than a viewer though, Scrooge is effectively freaked out and falls backwards on the steps. When he looks up, the knocker is back to normal. Scrooge enters the house, lights a candle and makes his way up the stairs.

Again, this movie’s backgrounds are great.

The movie includes the details of Scrooge, slightly on edge, double locking the door to his bedroom and checking the lumber room. Sadly, it doesn’t include Marley’s face reappearing in every image on the tiles around the bedroom fireplace. I don’t know why so few movies include that detail, given how cinematic it is and how often A Christmas Carol has been and continues to be adapted for the screen.[3]The 1984 and 1999 films are among the few. As in the book, as Scrooge sits by the fire and eats gruel, all the service bells in the room begin to ring of their own accord, the noise growing to a thunderous clamor and after they’ve died down, Scrooge hears the sound of chains being dragged on the floor up the stairs and down the hall to his room. In your average Christmas Carol, these chains would be accompanied by pounding ominous music. Here they’re heard against a background of complete silence. The music only returns when the chained ghost of Marley (Gary Oldman) comes through the door. It works very well.

In general, Marley’s creepiness is highly effective. The way his eyeballs never quite look at Scrooge until they roll slightly down in their sockets is a great gross touch, though his spittle flying at Scrooge[4]In 3d! is pretty stupid. The dialogue, in which he tells Scrooge how he (Marley) is doomed to wander the world in torment for eternity as punishment for the missed opportunities of his life and how the three spirits who will haunt Scrooge over the course of the next few nights are his only hope of escaping the same fate, is very faithful to the book. Unfortunately, there’s one really dumb part of this otherwise exemplary scene. At one point, as in book, the bandage around Marley’s face is removed and his jaw drops open. What’s not in the book is the attempt at comedy as Marley is unable to talk with a detached lower jaw and has to try to hold it up as he speaks. Not only is this not funny but the Zemeckis inexplicably chose to have it when Marley gives one his most pivotal speeches.

“Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!”

Why would you want the audience to be distracted during those words is beyond my imagination. Finally, Marley readjusts the bandaging, and you think the dumb joke is going to die, but no. He’s now rendered himself unable to speak and has to readjust it again. Let’s just say Marley’s eyes weren’t the only ones rolling at that point.[5]To be fair, there was always a bit of grim humor in the way Dickens described Marley taking off the bandage “as if it were too warm to wear indoors.” The 1999 movie strangely decides to … Continue reading

As Marley departs out the window, his chains wrap around Scrooge’s chair, pulling it after him before vanishing. Scrooge leans out the open window and gets a glimpse of the spirit world.

This movie has the most emotionally intense depiction of the ghosts who, like Marley, “sought to interfere for good in human matters and had lost the power forever.” Dickens writes that Scrooge “had been quite familiar with one old ghost” crying over a homeless woman with an infant. That seems to be the case here, as Scrooge’s screams grow even louder when it looks up to face him. It flies towards the window, but Scrooge races to his bed and pulls the curtains shut. Right before he does so, we see the window close and the phantoms outside it disappear. It’s an imperfect but fairly promising start to the movie.

Next Week: The Ghost of Christmas Past is on Fire. Literally.

References

References
1 Its official title is Disney’s A Christmas Carol to distinguish it from all the other Christmas Carol movies, but Zemeckis’s A Christmas Carol gives you a better idea of what to expect from it.
2 The 1999 made-for-TV Christmas Carol starring Patrick Stewart does the same thing by the way.
3 The 1984 and 1999 films are among the few.
4 In 3d!
5 To be fair, there was always a bit of grim humor in the way Dickens described Marley taking off the bandage “as if it were too warm to wear indoors.” The 1999 movie strangely decides to play the moment for laughs rather than horror too, though it works better there.
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When Ebenezer Scrooge Met Frosty the Snowman

Note: I’ve been having unexpected trouble with this blog lately. For some reason, half the images in this post and in some other posts aren’t showing up, at least not on Microsoft Edge. They do seem to be visible on Google Chrome so please use that. The post will make much more sense if you do. If I ever figure out the problem, I’ll fix it.

Television producers Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin Jr. and novelist Charles Dickens are inseparable from the Christmas season in many people’s minds. But few know that they actually collaborated a couple of times.

Well, OK, that’s not exactly true. For one thing, I mean by “collaborated” that Rankin and Bass made two specials, animated in the same style as their Frosty the Snowman, adapted from Charles Dickens. And while Dickens may be inseparable from Christmas in people’s minds, it’s mostly because of one novella he wrote, the immortal A Christmas Carol in Prose. Of his four other “Christmas Books,” only one of them (The Haunted Man and the Ghost’s Bargain) actually has to do with Christmas[1]The Chimes is actually about New Year’s. and none of them are as great as Carol. All of them are written in basically the same style and it’s a wonderful style, but A Christmas Carol is the only one to have a completely satisfying story. As for Rankin/Bass Christmas specials, they’ve definitely defined the holiday for some past generations, though I don’t know if they’re doing so for the current one.

I’ll be honest. I’m much more of a Dickens fan than I am a Rankin/Bass fan. Not that I hate them or anything, but even as a kid, I felt like How the Grinch Stole Christmas and A Charlie Brown Christmas were funnier and had more interesting stories. Still, there’s a place for completely innocent, sincere television aimed at the youngest viewers and it can be amusing to see how crazy Rankin and Bass can be when stretching out the plot of a simple little jingle to make a roughly hour-length story. I mean, who would have guessed that the little drummer boy hated humanity because his parents were brutally killed by Roman soldiers?[2]Didn’t it occur to him that his parents were humans themselves? Wouldn’t it have made more sense for him to just hate Romans? Or that Rudolph had already proved that his shiny red nose was an asset before that foggy Christmas Eve by using it to defeat an abominable snow monster, gaining him the respect of the other reindeer and rendering the main part of the song redundant? Christmas puts me in a forgiving mood, and I’ll usually watch some of these specials when it comes around. (Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town is probably the best of them.) And I was interested to see how Rankin/Bass would taste when mixed with the flavor of an equally iconic but very different titan of Christmas entertainment.

So, without further ado….

Cricket on the Hearth (1967)

This special begins with the narrator, Crockett Cricket (voiced by Roddy McDowall), telling how he first came to live at the house of humble toymaker, Caleb Plummer (Danny Thomas.) On that very day, he witnessed Caleb’s daughter, Bertha (Danny’s daughter, Marlo) bidding a tearful farewell to her betrothed, Edward Belton (Ed Ames), who is joining the navy.

Years later, the Plummers receive word that Edward has been lost at sea. Bertha goes blind from shock(?) and Caleb loses all his money taking care of her. Eventually, his only choice is to accept a miserable position working for evil toy magnate, Tackleton (Hans Conried, entertaining as always.) Caleb takes advantage of Bertha’s blindness to convince her that their wretched new home is actually “splendid” and that their new employer is a kind man-which unfortunately makes her susceptible to Tackleton when he proposes marriage to her.

If you’re familiar with Charles Dickens’s 1845 book, The Cricket on the Hearth, which most people aren’t, you’ve already noticed that this special takes huge liberties with the plot. (The credits actually describe the thing as being “suggested by the story of Christmas by Charles Dickens.”) This version of Bertha Plummer is actually a combination of two different characters from the book, the main protagonists of which, John and Mary Peerybingle, don’t appear here at all. That story was mainly about underlying tensions in a seemingly blissful marriage and whether or not the wife was going to cheat on her older husband-none of which made it into this adaptation. In some ways though, this Cricket on the Hearth is darker and more stereotypically “Dickensian” than the literary one. It shows the Plummers’ fall into poverty and their grief over Edward, which were all in the backstory in the book, in some detail. The messenger (Paul Frees) who brings them the bad news is ridiculously ominous too.

There are even three characters who die though they’re all villains.

Oh, yes. About that…

The cricket in Charles Dickens’s Cricket on the Hearth wasn’t actually a character, so much as a symbol. The sound of its chirping gave comfort and wisdom to the good characters who listened to it, helping them through the most difficult times. The villainous Tackleton, on the other hand, saw its chirping as a nuisance to be “scrunched.” Crockett Cricket, in this animated special, is a character with human intelligence who actively tries to help Caleb and save Bertha from a terrible marriage. And he’s not the only anthropomorphic animal in the story. Tackleton has a corvine sidekick, Uriah Crow (Paul Frees again), whom he orders to get rid of Crockett when the little insect starts to interfere with his plan. There’s actually an entire tavern for talking animals where Uriah goes to hire some assassins and where we hear a feline chanteuse (Abbe Lane) sing about fish and chips.

Seriously.

A plot point about toys briefly coming to life at midnight on Christmas Eve isn’t from the source material either but it sounds much more like a Victorian children’s fantasy and if I hadn’t read the book, I would have assumed it came from there.

Cricket on the Hearth (1967) is hardly a classic. The reimagined story is kind of a mess. The songs are almost all boring and there are a lot of them. But I can’t find it in my heart to actually dislike it. Like most of Rankin/Bass’s oeuvre, it’s likeable in its corniness. And the combination of Dickens’s sensibility with theirs is…interesting if not always successful. I kind of admire it for not having Bertha’s eyesight be miraculously restored in the end.[3]Compare this to The Story of the First Christmas Snow (1975), another obscure Rankin/Bass special about a blind person. They don’t even explicitly show the Plummers’ financial situation improving though it can be deduced that it will. I remember watching this in the December of 2020 when many families were unable to visit relatives or throw traditional Christmas parties, and the theme of making the most of the season under less-than-ideal circumstances…well, let’s just say it resonated.

The Stingiest Man in Town (1978)

This later Rankin/Bass special, adapted from A Christmas Carol, also begins with an insect (this one voiced by Tom Bosley) introducing himself to the viewers. “Who am I? The London Humbug, of course. B. A. H. Humbug to be precise.” That should give you some idea of the writing for this. It makes me roll my eyes but with a smile on my lips. He welcomes us to the house of Ebenezer Scrooge (Walter Matthau), “the kindest and most generous man in town.” Scrooge wasn’t always so generous, he acknowledges. This transitions to a brief song, a fragment of one really, about how cruel and stingy Scrooge was. “Until the ghosts came,” says Humbug ominously. We then cut to Scrooge’s bedroom, and we get a tantalizing glimpse of Jacob Marley (Theodore Bikel.) Wow, this adaptation moves fast, I thought. But this turns out to be just a teaser. It’s an unconventional way of beginning A Christmas Carol but a very hooky one in my opinion.

The voice acting throughout is very good, though nobody sounds convincingly British. Walter Matthau, in particular, is good as Scrooge, though he’s not exactly Dickens’s Scrooge. For one thing, he manipulates Bob Cratchit (Sonny Melendrez) by pretending to cry over giving him a paid holiday rather than bluntly objecting to it. Also, he immediately panics over seeing his dead partner’s face in a doorknocker and asks why he has come to haunt him where in the book Scrooge defiantly refused to accept the supernatural until he had no choice. Then again, this doorknocker face is much more frightful than the one Dickens described.

“Its horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control rather than a part of its own expression.” Guess this adaptation never got the memo.

That’s not the only silly moment in this Christmas Carol. There’s also the weirdly abrupt appearance of the Ghost of Christmas Past without any fanfare and how laughably easy it is for Scrooge to lay it to rest, something Dickens describes as quite a struggle in the book.

This is one of the few Rankin/Bass specials to have songs by someone other than Maury Laws. That’s because it’s actually a remake of a 1956 live action special starring Basil Rathbone, which had music by Daniel Spielman and lyrics by Janice Torre. These songs are actually The Stingiest Man‘s secret weapon, even if their number makes it a little crammed, the original special having been considerably longer. The only one I don’t really like is Listen to the Song of the Christmas Spirit and even that one I don’t dislike. I might just be biased against it because it’s sung during a pointless scene of one of the spirits randomly shrinking Scrooge to the size of a bug. (Could Disney’s A Christmas Carol (2009) possibly have been influenced by this?)

One of the best songs is Humbug, a duet between Scrooge and his nephew (Dennis Day) featuring such great Scrooge-like lyrics as “I abominate Old Saint Nick/His reckless spending makes me sick.” Amusingly, this horrifies Bob Cratchit and B. A. H. Humbug more than anything else he says. This is Rankin/Bass after all.

Jacob Marley’s song, I Wear a Chain, is genuinely haunting in a way I don’t expect from this kind of special.

There’s also Yes, There Is a Santa Claus, which is pretty much adapted from Francis Church’s famous response to Virginia. It’s a bit out of left field thematically but pretty, nonetheless.

Then there’s Birthday Party for a King, a song about Jesus which is arguably a bit less out of left field.[4]Some have described A Christmas Carol in Prose as the first secular Christmas story. Others have described it as Christian. The truth probably lies somewhere in between.

And then there’s One Little Boy, an anti-Malthusian song about Tiny Tim which gets right to the heart of Dickens’s message[5]Thomas Malthus was a controversial economist who worried about population growth. Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol, in part, as a reaction against his ideas. and is the best thing about this adaptation.

I lied when I wrote above that I consider Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town (1979) to be the best Rankin/Bass special. Actually, it’s this one since it’s the one I believe has the best story and the most powerful themes. Now is it the best retelling of that story? No, but, granted that its style isn’t exactly Dickensian and that it’s aimed at a somewhat different audience than the book, it’s a fairly honorable retelling and a more than honorable one at its best. Those aforementioned powerful themes are conveyed with a surprising emotional punch.

By “punch” I mean force. I’m not talking about the drink.

References

References
1 The Chimes is actually about New Year’s.
2 Didn’t it occur to him that his parents were humans themselves? Wouldn’t it have made more sense for him to just hate Romans?
3 Compare this to The Story of the First Christmas Snow (1975), another obscure Rankin/Bass special about a blind person.
4 Some have described A Christmas Carol in Prose as the first secular Christmas story. Others have described it as Christian. The truth probably lies somewhere in between.
5 Thomas Malthus was a controversial economist who worried about population growth. Dickens wrote A Christmas Carol, in part, as a reaction against his ideas.
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Charlie, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factories

One of the most inflammatory questions you can ask is which of the two movie adaptations of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl is superior.

OK, not really, but it’s still pretty controversial. Both Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) have their ardent fans and their detractors. Probably the most polarizing thing about either is Johnny Depp’s portrayal of the chocolate maker extraordinaire Willy Wonka in the 2005 version, so I’d like to get it out of the way at once. Some people find this take on the character entertaining or at least interesting. Others, even some who love the rest of the movie, can’t stand it. I’m firmly in the negative camp on this issue. Unlike some though, I don’t find Depp’s Wonka too creepy. I just think he’s horribly annoying! To be fair, as a fan of the source material, I was never going to be a fan of the way this adaptation, despite its reputation as the generally more faithful of the two, deconstructs the character’s reclusiveness and lack of empathy, making him a socially stunted manchild.[1]He’s arguably a manchild in the book too, but not a socially stunted one. But the high-pitched voice and irritating mannerisms Depp gives him make the script worse than it had to be.[2]To be fair, Roald Dahl describes Willy Wonka’s voice as “high and flutey.” The movie aims for cringe comedy with this characterization, but it mostly comes across as cringe.

Gene Wilder’s Willy Wonka, on the other hand, is usually considered the best thing about his movie. I don’t really like it either though. I can understand why the super hyper character from the book might have come across as annoying, but was it really necessary to go so far in the opposite direction and have him be so aloof and brooding? Both Wilder and director Mel Stuart seem like they’re trying to fight the goofy nature of the material and be all poetic and Romantic.[3]I wouldn’t say Roald Dahl was incapable of being poetic, but he wasn’t trying to be with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. And, honestly, I find his voice and mannerisms a little bit annoying too, though not as much as Depp’s in the 2005 movie. Maybe it’s seeing one particular image of him being memed.

On to less controversial stuff. Both adaptations actually make a number of the same decisions. Both begin with opening credits montages of chocolate being made. Both have the five children to win an exclusive tour of Wonka’s factory be from different countries. They even have them come from the same countries. Augustus Gloop (Michael Bolner in 1971; Philip Wiegras in 2005) hails from Germany, Veruca Salt (Julie Dawn Cole in 1975; Julia Winter in 2005) from Britain and Violet Beauregard (Denise Nickerson in 1975; Anna Sophia Robb in 2005) and Mike Teavee (Paris Themman in 1975; Jordan Fry in 2005) from America. In what country young hero Charlie Bucket (Peter Ostrum in 1971; Freddie Highmoor in 2005) lives is ambiguous.[4]He and some of his family members speak with English accents in the more recent movie but he uses American currency. Both make it so that only one parent of each winner accompanies them. This has a downside as a lot of the book’s comedy came from the contrasting personalities of Mr. and Mrs. Gloop (Kurt Grobkurth and Ursula Reit in 1971; Harry Taylor and Franzika Troegner in 2005) and Mr. and Mrs. Salt (Roy Kinnear and Pat Coombs in 1971; James Fox and Francesca Hunt in 2005.) But it allows them to develop the individual parent characters and their relationships with their children in a way the book didn’t. Both movies also expand on the climax by giving Charlie a final test of sorts where he proves his worth just as the four not so lucky golden ticket winners prove their lack of it. I’ll just save my opinion on that for the end.

Both movies also have some of the same virtues, mainly fun, quotable dialogue and, aside from Wonka at least, good casting. In many ways though, they have individual, even contrasting, pros and cons. The 2005 movie makes the Bucket family’s poverty more ridiculously over the top. This does a better job of establishing the goofy and fantastic nature of the story than the 1971 movie, which arguably comes across like a serious portrayal of a disadvantaged kid initially. On the other hand, that arguably made it more emotionally engaging.

David Kelly’s Grandpa Joe in Charlie looks far more aged and decrepit than Lou Albertson’s in Willy Wonka, making the moment when he finally rises from bed much more impressive. But the latter comes across as more of a fun character and has a more palpable bond with Charlie. Still, it’s nice that the 2005 movie gives the other grandparents more personality than the book did. The 1971 movie actually gave them less. In particular, Grandpa George and Grandma Georgina (Ernst Ziegler and Dora Altmann there; David Morris and Liz Smith in 2005) were obviously just present because they were in the book, not because the movie had any idea what to do with them.

The first act of Willy Wonka is rather slow, packed as it is with brief scenes showing the desperate worldwide search for the golden tickets. Most of these are really funny. Charlie’s schoolteacher, Mr. Turkentine (David Battley) and the bit with the computer program are particularly great. And the slower pacing arguably helps get us invested in Charlie’s plight. But it could also be described as overindulgent. While Roald Dahl’s book included anecdotes about people across the globe trying to find a ticket, they were confined to Chapter 6 and lasted a couple of sentences at most. The faster pacing of the 2005 Charlie arguably captures more of the book’s sprightliness. Still, I wish it had, like the previous adaptation, taken more time to show the wonders of the factory that weren’t necessary to the plot. Screenwriter John August has kindly made the script available to read online, two drafts of it actually, and it’s frustrating to learn that the Square Candies That Look Round were going to be included but were cut.[5]A screenplay for Willy Wonka (1971) is also available online. It’s an early draft that in some ways is better than the final one and in other ways was improved upon by it. Annoyingly, … Continue reading

The 2005 movie features a number of fan-pleasing things from the book that were cut or changed from the 1971 version. Charlie’s father (Noah Taylor) is present, and the adaptation even comes up with a clever way to connect the loss of his job with the main plot. The irrelevant but entertaining story of Prince Pondicherry (Nitin Ganatra) is included. Best of all we get Wonka’s nut sorting room with the trained squirrels for which they simply didn’t have the special effects in 1971. Instead, they had the much less interesting geese that laid golden chocolate eggs, which couldn’t very well toss Veruca Salt down the garbage chute, so she sang the most pointless of the movie’s musical numbers, I Want It Now, not about how she wanted a goose specifically but just about how she wanted random stuff, and just happened to stand on the “eggdicator”, which dubbed her a bad egg and dumped her. In 2005, Veruca was found to be a bad nut by the squirrels as it should be.

Except maybe it shouldn’t have been. Because the comeuppances of Veruca, Augustus, Violet and Mike somehow aren’t as fun and satisfying in the 2005 movie as they are in the book or the 1971 film. While they’re as unlikeable as you could wish, it’s not fun to watch a kid desperately screaming for their loving parent to help them while said parent can only stand by helplessly. It feels a bit like something from a horror movie but it’s too goofy and not actually horrific enough to work as a good horror movie. It’s just weirdly dark and unpleasant.[6]Some would say director Tim Burton’s movies are generally like this, but I wouldn’t say all of them are. Corpse Bride, which is also from 2005, I consider a very fun film. And, of course, … Continue reading This criticism may sound bizarre, but I wonder if the young actors are too good, making their characters seem like real people rather than the caricatures they’re meant to be.

I can already hear a lot of people protesting that Roald Dahl’s children’s books are dark and creepy…but I’ve honestly never found them to be that way. That’s in part because I never really believed in them. While Dahl is commonly compared to Charles Dickens and not without reason, his characters lack the solidity, for lack of a better term, of Dickens’s.[7]Of course, this is subjective but it’s worth noting that every Roald Dahl movie adaptation makes the story more serious and emotional than the original book. Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. … Continue reading Death never feels like a reality in Dahl’s kids’ books as it does in some like The Chronicles of Prydain, The Chronicles of Narnia or Charlotte’s Web. (For the purposes of simplicity, I’m only going to discuss his contributions to children’s literature here. His adult books are darker as far as content goes, though some of them of what I’m writing about tone applies to them too.) If any character is going to die in a Roald Dahl kids’ book, you know it’s going to be someone the reader hates and whose demise will be entertainingly creative. When innocent characters, like Charlie, James or Matilda, suffer, that’s part of the fun as the reader knows things will turn around for them eventually. And the nastiness of the baddies is also part of the fun as we wait for them to get their comeuppance. Sure, when I first read about Augustus going up the pipe to the fudge room (through his own fault) and the Oompa Loompas song implying they planned it, I worried something sinister was afoot, though I was also highly amused.[8]I can’t really explain what makes it funny without quoting a large chunk. But as the story went on, I forgot to be worried and began to look forward to seeing each bratty tourist get what they deserved.[9]It helped that while Augustus was simply grotesquely gluttonous, Violet, Veruca and Mike were boorish and rude as well. And that at the end of the book and, for the record, the 2005 movie, we see … Continue reading Dahl’s works were more cynical than traditional children’s literature, but it was always a cheerful surface cynicism that was partly tongue in cheek. At his most mature[10]Again, leaving his actual adult literature out of the discussion., his edginess was the edginess of a mischievous dad telling bedtime stories to his kids and trying to titillate them. At his least mature, it was the edginess of a fourth-grade class clown using or alluding to dirty words.

Theoretically, the cynicism of the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is also light and humorous, but there’s something oddly grim and joyless about the execution. I can’t put my finger on it but it’s there. The opening credits make the chocolate factory look ominous and menacing which is a big problem. How are we supposed to get invested in Charlie’s wish to see inside of it when the movie keeps implying that it’s dangerous?

Watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), it’s hard not to wish it had been made in more modern times. It was so limited in bringing to life many of the book’s fantastical images, such as the great glass elevator or Violet turning into a giant blueberry.[11]It’s a pity neither of these Chocolate Factory movies was entirely animated. I feel like only a cartoon can capture the book’s exuberance and create the detachment necessary to enjoy the … Continue reading These were all topped by the 2005 movie, which was also more visually interesting than the older one. But they also arguably show the downsides of CGI. Not only do none of the tourists, except for Charlie and Grandpa Joe, feel comfortable with Willy Wonka but none of them, including Charlie and Grandpa Joe, seem that impressed by the factory’s wonders. (Of course, that’s the point with the jaded and cynical Mike Teavee, but he should be an exception.) This is problematic since the story is supposed to be about Charlie falling in love with the place. It’s instructive to compare this to the movie, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe, which is also came out in 2005. The child actors in it do a much better job of looking awed by the world of Narnia and they’re just supposed to be reacting to a snowy wood, not a giant waterfall of melted chocolate!

If you click on the “musicals” tag at the bottom of this post, you’ll find that I’m quite capable of enjoying them. But I really don’t get the idea, which was prevalent for some time and gets resurrected every now and then, that every children’s movie has to be a musical. There are kids out there who don’t like singing, you know. And when the musical numbers aren’t actually good, or even if they’re good but don’t fit into the movie’s pacing, they can be a pain. I know there are some people with a lot of nostalgia for the songs by Leslie Bricusse and Anthony Newley. Two of them at least, The Candy Man and Pure Imagination, have become part of pop culture. I find them sappy and don’t think they really match the tone of the script. In particular, I wish the first one could have provided exposition about how Wonka could make non-melting ice cream and hot ice cubes for keeping drinks warm, which would have done a better job establishing the movie’s genre, instead of feel-good sentiments about wrapping rainbows in smiles. My favorite song is probably I’ve Got a Golden Ticket. My least favorite is Cheer Up, Charlie. Even a number of Willy Wonka fans will agree with me on that one. It’s one of the main reasons I called the movie’s first half overindulgent. Since the tunes for these songs are also the main musical themes of the score, I don’t like it much either.

Of course, the book had songs sung by the Oompa Loompas and it could be the filmmakers felt it would be weird to just have those without the whole movie being a musical. In that case, it was arguably a necessary evil since the mischievous/moralizing poems are a big part of the book’s appeal-not that the lyrics in the 1971 movie draw from them. The four Oompa Loompa songs by Danny Elfman in the 2005 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are directly adapted from them to its credit. The first time I saw the movie, however, I found the tunes irritating. Repeated exposure has happily made me kind of like them. Well, some of them at least. The one that’s a punk rock song still annoys me.[12]In this adaptation, each Oompa Loompa song that plays for one of the bratty kids’ departure has a different style that corresponds to said brat’s milieu. Augustus Gloop, who is led around … Continue reading I think the real problem was the decision to give the Oompa Loompas goofy chipmunk voices, which makes sense in theory, but it isn’t always candy for the ears. I dislike the soundtrack’s weird and edgy main theme for reasons which should be clear by now.

Now I’m going to discuss the different subplots these movies add to beef up the story’s climax. If you haven’t seen either one and wish to avoid spoilers-or if you haven’t read the book itself-just skip to this post’s closing paragraph for my overall thoughts. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) has a man claiming to be Arthur Slugworth (Gunter Meisner), Wonka’s biggest candy making rival, approach each golden ticket finder and offer them money if they’ll get him the prototype for Wonka’s newest creation, the Everlasting Gobstopper. Credit where credit is due, this is the best idea for making the story more suspenseful in either adaptation. Where it goes from there works less well. In the Fizzy Lifting Drinks room, Charlie and Grandpa Joe partake of treats Wonka forbade them with nearly disastrous results. Unlike the other tourists who did this, they manage to escape, but at the end of tour, Wonka angrily tells them that Charlie will not receive the promised lifetime supply of chocolate since he broke the rules and violated the terms of the contract he signed earlier. (Gene Wilder’s performance in this scene is much more intense than anywhere else in the movie, apart from the infamous Tunnel sequence, to the extent that it’s kind of awkward and uncomfortable to watch.) Grandpa Joe wants to give the Everlasting Gobstopper Charlie was given as a souvenir to Slugworth as payback, but Charlie refuses and returns it to Wonka, who then reveals that the entire thing has been a test of character arranged by himself and that he is leaving the factory to Charlie, etc.

Part of the appeal of the book, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is that it taps into the appeal of traditional fairy tales without using any of the surface trappings, such as witches, fairies, princes or princesses. Charlie is basically the downtrodden youngest sibling whose virtue triumphs and who is rewarded in the end. The other four children are the relatively better off older siblings whose vices lead to their downfall. Having Charlie make the same mistake that they do breaks the pattern and mars this. Perhaps if the others were shown to have a few good qualities just as Charlie is shown to have a few faults, the story would work as its own thing even if it weren’t quite the book’s story, but that’s not really what they do.[13]Veruca does express concern for Augustus at one point, so I guess there’s that. And, all questions of morality aside, I don’t buy that either Charlie or Grandpa Joe would be stupid enough to do this after seeing what happened to Augustus and Violet after they ignored Wonka’s warnings. True, they establish that Joe hates how much stress Charlie has in his life and wants to encourage him to have fun. But they also have Joe call Violet a nitwit for not listening to Wonka about the experimental chewing gum. It really feels like the movie is forcing this on the characters to make its plot work.[14]The stage adaptation, Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka, actually has Charlie admit of his own accord that he sampled the Fizzy Lifting Drinks and say he doesn’t deserve the lifetime supply of … Continue reading And it feels a bit lopsided that Charlie gets a chance to redeem himself and the other kids don’t. Favoritism much, movie?

Roald Dahl never wrote any backstory for Willy Wonka for the very good reason that he’s supposed to be a mysterious character. But the 2005 film intersperses the factory tour with flashbacks of his childhood with his strict dentist father (Christopher Lee), who never let him have any candy, which led to them parting on terrible terms. Again, credit where credit is due, “tyrannical dentist won’t let his poor son have any candy” sounds like something Roald Dahl would write, though I doubt he would have gone for the redemptive ending the film gives the character. You see this trauma has left Wonka with such an aversion to parents[15]Which makes it odd that he would have the kids bring one of theirs with them on the tour, but I digress. that when he makes a present of the factory to Charlie, it’s on the condition that he leave his family behind. Of course, Charlie refuses and after a few weeks(!) of angst, Wonka seeks him out again to renew the offer. This leads to Charlie helping him reconnect with his father who turns out not to have been such a bad guy after all.

This may lead to a good message and the moment that reveals Dr. Wonka’s true feelings for his son is genuinely sweet, but it doesn’t connect to the main body of the story at all thematically and renders it padding.[16]A generous reading might be that the overly strict Dr. Wonka is meant to be a foil to the overindulgent parents of Augustus, Veruca, Violet and Mike and that Charlie’s parents are meant to be … Continue reading It also completely misses the point of Wonka’s character. If Charlie is the good youngest sibling in this fairy tale and the other kids are supposed to be the bad older siblings, Willy Wonka is the disguised fairy dishing out rewards and punishments. He’s supposed to stand outside morality so to speak. That’s why Charlie and Grandpa Joe show concern for the other ticket winners and he doesn’t.[17]Though it’s worth noting that in the book Wonka is much more apologetic and reassuring-at least he tries to be-to the Beauregard and Teavee parents than either of the chilly Willies are in the … Continue reading Having him need to learn a lesson of his own is all wrong. I don’t think either of the reimagined climaxes/final tests for Charlie really work but at least the one in 1971 still has Wonka be in control and at least Slugworth, Fizzy Lifting Drinks, and Everlasting Gobstoppers all come from the book though they don’t perform the same functions.

You may have guessed by now that I don’t really like either of these movies on the whole. But I honestly had a lot of fun revisiting them to prepare for this blog post. If a friend suggests we watch one, I’ll agree and find ways to enjoy doing so. (Well, not right now probably since, as I wrote, I just watched them, but someday.) I don’t think either of them quite understands the appeal of the book they’re adapting. When the 2005 one misunderstands it, it misunderstands it worse and when it annoys me, it annoys me worse than the 1971 version too. But I don’t wish to undervalue the real advantages it has over it. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) has been called a cult classic. I define a cult classic as something that’s not really good enough to be a classic but has too many virtues or is too interesting to be simply dismissed and forgotten. I think that’s a good estimation of both movies. If I persist in preferring the original book, maybe that’s appropriate since part of its message is that literature is superior to television.

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray/ Go throw your TV set away,/And in its place you can install/ a lovely bookshelf on the wall.”

Bibliography

Dahl, Roald. (1964) Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. New York: Penguin Books Inc.

willy-wonka-and-the-chocolate-factory-1971.pdf (scriptslug.com)

Charlie PINK.fdr (johnaugust.com)

References

References
1 He’s arguably a manchild in the book too, but not a socially stunted one.
2 To be fair, Roald Dahl describes Willy Wonka’s voice as “high and flutey.”
3 I wouldn’t say Roald Dahl was incapable of being poetic, but he wasn’t trying to be with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
4 He and some of his family members speak with English accents in the more recent movie but he uses American currency.
5 A screenplay for Willy Wonka (1971) is also available online. It’s an early draft that in some ways is better than the final one and in other ways was improved upon by it. Annoyingly, there’s one page missing and it’s one that’s vital to the plot.
6 Some would say director Tim Burton’s movies are generally like this, but I wouldn’t say all of them are. Corpse Bride, which is also from 2005, I consider a very fun film. And, of course, some of his movies actually tell stories where a dark tone is a must.
7 Of course, this is subjective but it’s worth noting that every Roald Dahl movie adaptation makes the story more serious and emotional than the original book. Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox seems to be the ultimate example of this, but even Danny Devito’s Matilda, which is one Roald Dahl-inspired movie that really nails the tone of its source material (though I prefer Steven Spielberg’s The BFG as an overall viewing experience) does it.
8 I can’t really explain what makes it funny without quoting a large chunk.
9 It helped that while Augustus was simply grotesquely gluttonous, Violet, Veruca and Mike were boorish and rude as well. And that at the end of the book and, for the record, the 2005 movie, we see that they all survived their misadventures albeit with side effects and the Oompa Loompas really were joking. The 1971 movie doesn’t show this and subtle changes to the dialogue imply that Wonka’s proposed cures might kill them, but the final reference to the characters suggests their misfortunes may be more redemptive than punitory.
10 Again, leaving his actual adult literature out of the discussion.
11 It’s a pity neither of these Chocolate Factory movies was entirely animated. I feel like only a cartoon can capture the book’s exuberance and create the detachment necessary to enjoy the “dark” parts. And Tim Burton actually has a couple of animated movies under his hat.
12 In this adaptation, each Oompa Loompa song that plays for one of the bratty kids’ departure has a different style that corresponds to said brat’s milieu. Augustus Gloop, who is led around by his most basic instinct, gets a primitive sounding tribalistic chant. The jaded and media saturated Mike Teavee gets an MTV-style music video.
13 Veruca does express concern for Augustus at one point, so I guess there’s that.
14 The stage adaptation, Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka, actually has Charlie admit of his own accord that he sampled the Fizzy Lifting Drinks and say he doesn’t deserve the lifetime supply of chocolate. This strikes me as better dramatically speaking. The 2013 stage musical, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which was supposedly based on the book but borrowed heavily from both movies, also had Charlie break a rule but with a positive twist. While Augustus can’t resist eating chocolate, Violet can’t resist chewing gum, Mike can’t resist watching television and Veruca can’t resist…anything, Charlie can’t resist inventing-which makes him the perfect successor to Wonka!
15 Which makes it odd that he would have the kids bring one of theirs with them on the tour, but I digress.
16 A generous reading might be that the overly strict Dr. Wonka is meant to be a foil to the overindulgent parents of Augustus, Veruca, Violet and Mike and that Charlie’s parents are meant to be perfect happy medium.
17 Though it’s worth noting that in the book Wonka is much more apologetic and reassuring-at least he tries to be-to the Beauregard and Teavee parents than either of the chilly Willies are in the movies.
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These Specials Are Underrated, Charlie Brown

Peanuts is awesome. Not only does it have a unique and extremely funny sense of humor, but its characters and images are like mythic archetypes that sum up aspects of the human experience. Do Sisyphus and his boulder represent the inevitability of failure better than Charlie Brown and Lucy’s football? Does Viola’s speech in Twelfth Night about “Patience on a monument” describe the pain of unrequited love, unexpressed unrequited love in particular, better than the little red-haired girl? Besides the comic strip itself, Peanuts has provided us with countless animated specials.[1]Well, OK, they’re not literally countless. You can count them but it’s intimidating. But you’re likely only familiar with three of them[2]If you’re American anyway. If you’re from another country, you may not even be familiar with those., A Charlie Brown Christmas, It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown and A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. And there’s a school of criticism that claims the last one of those is inferior to the other two.[3]I, myself, sometimes think It’s the Great Pumpkin is a little overrated but that’s not worth a fight.

But is it true that there are only two or three truly great Charlie Brown specials? I say nay! And I am going to write about the ones that I think are the most underrated.[4]I’m actually doing this as both a YouTube video and a blog post. If you’d like to watch the video version (and check out of my extremely modest YouTube channel), here it is, but I warn … Continue reading

Charlie Brown’s All Stars (1966)

This one has a particularly good vintage, coming out right between A Charlie Brown Christmas and It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown but, not being associated with a holiday, it hasn’t gotten the same amount of airtime. Just as It’s the Great Pumpkin adapted a number of great Halloween-themed Peanuts comics, this one adapts a number of great baseball-themed ones and just as A Charlie Brown Christmas featured a dramatically compelling original story, so does this.

Charlie Brown (voiced by Peter Robbins)’s team has finally had their fill of losing and quits, but he’s able to lure them back when local department store owner, Mr. Hansen, offers to be their sponsor and provide them with uniforms. (Like the average adult in a Peanuts special, Mr. Hansen is never seen, and his voice is represented by a foghorn-like sound effect.) But then Charlie Brown has to turn down the offer for a good reason, but one which he can’t explain to his team without hurting them. This leads to a pretty devastating scene, but a happy ending is reached-only to be undermined in typically humorous Peanuts fashion.

Play It Again, Charlie Brown (1971)

Pamelyn Ferdin was probably the best voice actress who ever portrayed Lucy. She could bring out the character’s vulnerable sensitive side while still sounding as brash as she should. This special focuses on her hopeless love for Schroeder (Danny Hjeim) and makes the most hated member of the franchise’s cast quite sympathetic. In the final act, after several hopeless attempts at gaining the miniature musical prodigy’s affections, she manages to get Schroeder the opportunity to play in front of a large audience. Unfortunately, it requires him to play music besides Beethoven and Schroeder has to decide whether or not to compromise his artistic principles. (His reaction to Lucy’s assumption that his piano needs to be plugged into an amplifier is a scream. Literally.)

This conflict does create a continuity problem with A Charlie Brown Christmas and It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown where Schroeder seemed perfectly happy to play the works of Vince Guaraldi, John McCormack and others. There’s arguably a callback in the dialogue to the first special, so it’s not as if they’re taking place in separate continuities. But if you’re willing to ignore that little hiccup, this is one of the most interesting Peanuts specials.

You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972)

Charlie Brown (Chad Weber) is indeed not elected, but what the title doesn’t tell you is that it’s actually Linus (Stephen Shea) who is running for school president with Lucy (Robin Kohn) as his ruthless campaign manager. This special is a great satire of the election process in the USA and much of its humor is still relevant. A scene of Linus doing a radio call in show is especially hilarious. While it’s adapted from a storyline in the comic strip, this special lengthens the plot a bit, making it more suspenseful, and has several jokes of its own. So even if you remember the premise from the newspaper, you should still give it a viewing.

They used to air You’re Not Elected on TV every year after It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown. Maybe they still do. But they edited it to make time for commercials and I’m sorry to state that they butchered it. Jokes were cut and sometimes punchlines were kept without their proper setups. The pacing and comedic timing were totally ruined. If you’ve only seen the edited for television version of this special, you haven’t seen it.

There’s No Time for Love, Charlie Brown (1973)

This special begins with a seven-minute montage of the characters struggling in school. It’s basically a bunch of thematically related strips from the 70s one after the other. Some may find this lazy, but I love it. This montage is hilarious and, for someone like yours truly who looks back on their education with little fondness, perfectly captures the futility of school, best exemplified by this quote from Linus (Stephen Shea): “Well, I think that the purpose of going to school is to get good grades so then you can go on to high school; where the purpose is to study hard so you can get good grades so you can go to college; and the purpose of going to college is so you can get good grades so you can go on to graduate school; and the purpose of that is to work hard and get good grades so we can get a job and be successful so that we can get married and have kids so we can send them to grammar school to get good grades so they can go to high school to get good grades so they can go to college and work hard…

Before too long a plot emerges with Charlie Brown (Chad Weber) needing to get a good grade on his report on a field trip to the art museum. When he gets there, there’s a hysterical mix-up, which I won’t spoil for those who haven’t watched this special. Suffice to say that this is one of the funniest Peanuts stories ever. Nor is it lacking in drama as it’s an interesting exploration of the love triangle between Charlie Brown, Peppermint Patty (Christopher DeFaria) and Marcie (Jimmy Ahrens.) It’s a bit odd that both this special and It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown portray Marcie as the dumb one when she’s arguably the smartest character in the comic strip.[5]Of course, she is the only one who freely enters into Snoopy’s WWI flying ace fantasies, but does that make her dumb or smart? Both the specials and the strip were written by Charles M. Schulz so it’s not a case of Depending on the Writer. Anyway, moving on…

It’s a Mystery, Charlie Brown (1974)

This comic isn’t actually adapted in this special since It’s a Mystery is one of the Peanuts specials entirely composed of original material. I’m just putting it here because it alludes to a Sherlock Holmes book.

In this special, Woodstock’s nest vanishes and Snoopy searches for the thief. (Both of them are voiced by Bill Melendez as always.) Despite the title this actually isn’t a mystery as an early scene pretty much gives away the culprit’s identity. What it is, is a great comedy. Some Peanuts fans who don’t care as much for the silent comedy of Snoopy and Woodstock may not love it, but I do. (I’m especially fond of the way the bubble pipe Snoopy “smokes” in his detective persona keeps inconveniencing Woodstock.) And it’s not like there’s no verbal comedy as Snoopy interrogates various Peanuts characters. Linus (Stephen Shea) only has four lines, but he makes every one of them count. And it all culminates in a trial scene which is one of my favorite set pieces in Peanuts animation. Check it out.

It’s Arbor Day, Charlie Brown (1976)

OK, I have to admit that this isn’t as great as the other specials on this list, mainly because the voice acting isn’t on the same par. In particular, Gail Davis is kind of annoying as Sally. (It’s true that she’s supposed to be a shrill character, but I’ve heard plenty of other Sallies who were shrill without being so annoying.) But it is one of the best written Peanuts specials. Sally has to do a report on Arbor Day, which leads to her planting a garden and where she plants it and how it plays out is…well, let’s just say it’s perfect.

This is just a list of the Peanuts specials I consider the most underrated. It is not a list of the only underrated Peanuts specials or the only good ones. The 1960s gave us such great ones as You’re in Love, Charlie Brown and He’s Your Dog, Charlie Brown. It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown (1974) features a hilarious subplot about Marcie learning to color Easter eggs and a great ending which makes for an interesting counterpoint to It’s the Great Pumpkin. Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown (1975) has a wonderful scene of Snoopy putting on a romantic “paw-pet” show and a clever bit where he provides visual accompaniment for Elizabeth Barrett Browning’s How Do I Love Thee? (It makes sense in context.) It’s true that the music and voice acting in these specials took a bit of a drop in quality in the 1980s, but some from then were still worth a look. Is This Goodbye, Charlie Brown? and Snoopy’s Getting Married(!), Charlie Brown adapted highly dramatic storylines from the comic and made them even more dramatic. And while the specials in the 2000s, such as A Charlie Brown Valentine and I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown, arguably suffered a bit in the writing department from the passing of Charles Schulz,[6]Technically, they were still written by Schulz as they were directly adapted from his comics, but they didn’t always do as good of a job of stringing thematically related comics together into a … Continue reading they featured some great vocal performances, such as those of Ashley Rose as Lucy and Corey Padnos as Linus. If you’ve confined your viewing of Peanuts specials to Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas, I hope I’ve made a good case that that should change.

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1 Well, OK, they’re not literally countless. You can count them but it’s intimidating.
2 If you’re American anyway. If you’re from another country, you may not even be familiar with those.
3 I, myself, sometimes think It’s the Great Pumpkin is a little overrated but that’s not worth a fight.
4 I’m actually doing this as both a YouTube video and a blog post. If you’d like to watch the video version (and check out of my extremely modest YouTube channel), here it is, but I warn you I’m much better at writing than speaking, so this blog version is better.
5 Of course, she is the only one who freely enters into Snoopy’s WWI flying ace fantasies, but does that make her dumb or smart?
6 Technically, they were still written by Schulz as they were directly adapted from his comics, but they didn’t always do as good of a job of stringing thematically related comics together into a special.
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